"The four-door fission powered eight-cylinder 2077 Corvega doesn't stop for anything. Nuclear bombs won't be the only thing burning up the roads. Step out of your safe vaults and get yours before October 22- because time is running out!"
Come on down to the Ragged Flagon- the most happening place in Riften! Our not-so-friendly service and staff can provide you with many stale beers and ales that may not have spit in them. Don't mind the bouncer- he says that to everyone.
Just watch your step, the floor is a bit wet. Oh, and bring money. As much as you have.