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STORE ALBUMS are the eternal resting place of NERD HORROR, GOD HATES HEAVY METAL, CONSUME and POP CULTURE MERCH by pop artist HAL HEFNER.
Los Angeles, CA
UNDEAD, UNDEAD, UNDEAD T-Shirt
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Description: Bela Lugosi's dead.

Tags: bauhaus, halloween, horror, undead, vampire

UNDEAD, UNDEAD, UNDEAD

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NERD HORROR PUPPET VAMPIRES T-Shirt
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Description: A celebration of horror comedy and pop culture awaits you.

Tags: 80s, animals, bear, energy vampire, frog

NERD HORROR PUPPET VAMPIRES

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SILVER BULLET - HOLY JUMPED UP BALD HEADED JESUS PALAMINO - GARY BUSEY T-Shirt
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Description: Uncle Redd was the best uncle ever.

Tags: hal hefner, horror, horror movie, nerd horror, silver bullet
Squatchin Ain't Easy UFO - God Hates Heavy Metal T-Shirt
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Description: God Hates Heavy Metal is a low brow brand for low brow people, just like you. This design is inspired by bigfoot legends, UFO/UAPs, heavy metal, and alien abductions.

Tags: alien, aliens, bigfoot, extraterrestrial, forest
THE RED DEVIL - God Hates Heavy Metal T-Shirt
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Description: God Hates Heavy Metal is a low brow brand for low brow people, just like you. This design is inspired by heavy metal, cheesy sports logos, psychedelic art, fancy booze and the Satanic Panic.

Tags: blue devil, demon, devil logo, god hates heavy metal, hal hefner
CONSUME and OBEY T-Shirt
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Description: Pop art by Hal Hefner

Tags: consume, hal hefner, supreme, they live, vintage

CONSUME and OBEY

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80s RETRO CARTOON HORROR T-Shirt
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Description: IYKYK.

Tags: cartoon horror, halloween, horror cartoons, lucy, stephen king

80s RETRO CARTOON HORROR

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I LOVE COREY - NERD HORROR T-Shirt
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Description: Nobody has made their mark on Nerd Horror like Corey Feldman.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, horror, karate, nerd

I LOVE COREY - NERD HORROR

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The Dyslexorcist T-Shirt
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Description: A nerd horror meme.

Tags: 70s horror, 80s horror, classic horror, demon, devil

The Dyslexorcist

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Cybertruck Pixel Art Cruise - God Hates Heavy Metal T-Shirt
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Description: God Hates Heavy Metal is a low brow brand for low brow people, just like you. This design is inspired by heavy metal, political propaganda, really shitty looking trucks and 2D video games.

Tags: cybertruck meme, elon, god hates heavy metal, hal hefner, heavy metal
BIGFOOT'S MUSHROOM TRIP - GOD HATES HEAVY METAL T-Shirt
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Description: God Hates Heavy Metal is a low brow brand for low brow people, just like you. This design inspired by heavy metal, bigfoot, the Satanic Panic and monster movies.

Tags: alien, aliens, bigfoot, extraterrestrial, god hates heavy metal
Friday the 13th - Nerd Horror T-Shirt

Description: Inspired by cartoon teenagers and old horror movie slashers. by Hal Hefner for Nerd Horror.

Tags: 80s horror, camp crystal lake, crystal lake, cult classic, hal hefner

Friday the 13th - Nerd Horror

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NERD HORROR WITH HAL HEFNER - RED T-Shirt
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Description: Logo and Icon from the Nerd Horror Podcast with artist, writer, filmmaker and nerd, Hal Hefner. Designed by Hal Hefner.

Tags: evil brain, horror, horror design, horror movies, horror podcast

NERD HORROR WITH HAL HEFNER - RED

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Cthulhu's Song - God Hates Heavy Metal T-Shirt
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Description: God Hates Heavy Metal is a low brow brand for low brow people, just like you. This design is inspired by HP lovecraft, heavy metal, and epic 70's and 80's metal album covers.

Tags: call of cthulhu, cthulu, god hates heavy metal, hal hefner, heavy metal
The Fantastic Psychedelic Planet - God Hates Heavy Metal T-Shirt
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Description: God Hates Heavy Metal is a low brow brand for low brow people, just like you. This design is inspired by heavy metal, the french animation fantastic planet and psychedelic art.

Tags: acid, alien, blue alien, extraterrestrial, fantastic planet
Satanic Justice - God Hates Heavy Metal T-Shirt
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Description: God Hates Heavy Metal is a low brow brand for low brow people, just like you. This design inspired by heavy metal, the Satanic Panic and horror movies.

Tags: baphomet, devil, fantasy, god hates heavy metal, hal hefner
Nessie's Bridge  - God Hates Heavy Metal T-Shirt

Description: God Hates Heavy Metal is a low brow brand for low brow people, just like you. This design inspired by heavy metal, loch ness, the Satanic Panic and monster movies.

Tags: cryptid, cryptozoology, dinosaur, god hates heavy metal, hal hefner
Carl Weathers as Stalker in the Gi Joe movie that never was T-Shirt
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Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, apollo creed, boxing, gi joe
Charlie Sheen as Shipwreck in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt
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Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s, 80s cartoon, cartoon, charlie sheen, cobra
Mr. T as Roadblock inn the Gi Joe movie that never was T-Shirt
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Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s, a team, ba baracus, gi joe, gijoe
Jesse Ventura as Recondo in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt
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Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s, 80s toys, cobra, gijoe, hal hefner
Nimoy as Major Bludd - in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt
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Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, 80s retro, cobra, gi joe
Sigourney Weaver as Lady Jaye in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt
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Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s cartoon, alien, gijoe
Tom Selleck is Gung Ho in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt
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Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s, 80s cartoon, gijoe, gung ho, hal hefner
Kurt Russell as General Hawk in the Gi Joe movie that never was T-Shirt
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Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, cartoon, cobra, general hawk
Stallone as Flint - in The GI Joe movie that never was T-Shirt
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Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, gi joe, gijoe, hal hefner
Val Kilmer is Duke in the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was T-Shirt
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Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: doc holliday, gi joe, hal hefner, im your huckleberry, pop art
Gary Busey as Blowtorch - The Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt
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Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s cartoon, 80s retro, cobra, gary busey, gi joe
Nicholas Cage as Bazooka - The Gi Joe horror movie that never was T-Shirt
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Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s, 80s cartoon, 80s toys, bazooka, cobra
Grady's Wild Parsley Magazine Ad - Sanford and Son 1974 T-Shirt

Description: From the cult classic TV episode of Sanford and Son, Fred's Treasure Garden starring Grady Wilson, Fred Sanford's best friend who grew a wild marijuana plant he mistakes for wild parsley in the junkyard garden and fed it to the local police in a salad. Grady and his crop are mashed up here with a Newport Magazine Ad from the 1970's.

Tags: vintage, 70s pop culture, magazine ad, 70s, grady wilson
DEMONIC ORANGE - GOD HATES HEAVY METAL T-Shirt
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Description: God Hates Heavy Metal is a low brow brand for low brow people, just like you. This design inspired by heavy metal, demons, the Satanic Panic and horror movies.

Tags: demon, devil, evil, god hates heavy metal, hal hefner
LIL' T - ARNOLD JACKSON T-Shirt

Description: 80's pop art by artist Hal Hefner

Tags: afrofuturism, a team, vaporwave aesthetic, retro vintage aesthetic, ba baracus

LIL' T - ARNOLD JACKSON

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Lousy Human Bastards! - Caesar - CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES T-Shirt

Description: Caesar has had enough of humans screwing up this planet and turning his primate brothers and sisters into slaves. by pop artist Hal Hefner

Tags: caesar, 1970s film, ape, lousy human bastards, conquest of the planet of the apes
THANKS FOR THE RIDE LADY!  - Creepshow 2 T-Shirt
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Description: After an elitist 80's housewife bangs a gigolo stud she runs over a hitchhiker on her way home to cover up her affair from her husband. But the Hitchhiker has other plans by refusing to accept his fate until the wretched woman who murdered him joins him in oblivion. "Thanks for the ride lady!" by pop artist Hal Hefner

Tags: george romero, zombie, 80s movies, creepshow 2 the hitchhiker, hal hefner art
THEY LIVE - All Out of Bubblegum T-Shirt
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Description: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." - John Nada Roddy Piper in John Carpenter's 1988 film They Live

Tags: rowdy roddy piper, 80s retro, obey, hal hefner, 1980s

THEY LIVE - All Out of Bubblegum

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GOD HATES HEAVY METAL PROTEST SIGN T-Shirt

Description: God Hates Heavy Metal is a low brow brand for low brow people, just like you. This design inspired by heavy metal and horror movies and the satanic panic.

Tags: cross, demon, devil, hal hefner, heavy metal

GOD HATES HEAVY METAL PROTEST SIGN

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