Corn Happens!

Loud noises in your neighborhood? Gunshots? Fireworks????? How many times do we have to see people ask on the Ring Doorbell if it was gunshots or fireworks.......

David Alan Grier says: HA HA HA

David Alan Grier says: HA HA HA

Have yourself a CORNY little Christmas...... Corn Happens! Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! Paisan Conrad has the finesse and pizzazz to help you get over your frustrations. He’s your wise neighborhood corn with seasoned advice. He wants people to get over things and find the lesson in all situations. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! This Halloween Candy-Corn Happens! Candy corn, some people like it and some people don’t. Whaddaya gonna do about it? Corn Happens! Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! In honor of our favorite Golden Girl, Sophia Petrillo! The Picture It line for Corn Happens! Get it while it lasts. We know a lot has happened in 2022. Learn from the frustrations and move on or MOVE OUT! Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! The original hand drawn ‘Corn Happens!’ design is available now. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! Corn Happens! after Thanksgiving for sure. If Thanksgiving dinner contains corn, thank that corn will be back on Black Friday! Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! The idea that started it all. Corn Happens! after Thanksgiving for sure. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! Paisan Conrad has the finesse and pizzazz to help you get over your frustrations. He’s your wise neighborhood corn with seasoned advice. He wants people to get over things and find the lesson in all situations. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! As an experienced diver, Conrad can swim through the bowels of life. He makes his way through life’s sewage of disappointment, looking fresh and clean (he thinks he’s recyclable). He enjoys an occasional underwater reunion with family and friends. We all know what happens after you eat corn. Laughter is the best medicine and humor is your toilet paper. Use humor to flush away disappointment as you navigate life’s sewage. Recycle yourself and be better than ever. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap.

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! Disappointment and frustration happen everyday. If you get knocked down, engage the Corn Happens! attitude, terminate disappointment, and come back stronger. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! The Corn Happens! slogan and question....... Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn