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A podcast about strange nature for strange listeners. Written by Jarod K. Anderson. www.cryptonaturalist.com
Ohio, USA

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Stay Wild Baseball T-Shirt
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Description: Stay Wild. Stay Weird.

Tags: cryptid, cryptonaturalist, cryptozoology, podcast, weirdo
Explosion Baseball T-Shirt

Description: The universe is an ongoing explosion...

Tags: cryptonaturalist, deep quote, deep thoughts, jarod k anderson, nature poetry
CryptoNaturalist Bubble Logo Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Our classic horned wolf logo, just a bit cuter.

Tags: cryptid, cryptid podcast, cryptozoology, podcast
Brambleberry Scrambler Baseball T-Shirt

Description: The brambleberry scrambler is real!

Tags: cryptid, cryptonaturalist podcast, cryptozoology
Stay Weird Baseball T-Shirt

Description: A celebration of some of the CryptoNaturalist's favorite virtues! Art By: Cody Maynard, owner of Lucky Gauntlet Art Club. @LuckyGauntletArtClub on Instagram.

Tags: cryptid, cryptozoology, stay weird
Cryptids Not Crypto Baseball T-Shirt

Description: I'm often asked if the "crypto" in CryptoNaturalist has something to do with currency or technology. It doesn't.

Tags: cryptocurrency, cryptozoology, crypto
Vulture (Light Background) Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Vultures are holy creatures. Tending the dead. Bowing low. Bared head. Whispers to cold flesh, “Your old name is not your king. I rename you ‘Everything.’” Poetry by Jarod K. Anderson. Design by @bluefurydesign on Instagram.

Tags: nature, poetry, vulture, cryptonaturalist
Vulture (Dark Background) Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Vultures are holy creatures. Tending the dead. Bowing low. Bared head. Whispers to cold flesh, “Your old name is not your king. I rename you ‘Everything.’” Poetry by Jarod K. Anderson. Design by @bluefurydesign on Instagram.

Tags: nature, poetry, vulture, cryptonaturalist
Glitch Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Strange nature is not a bug. It's a feature.

Tags: glitch, cryptonaturalist podcast, podcast, cryptozoology, cryptid
CryptoNaturalist Moth Baseball T-Shirt

Description: The CryptoNaturalist is a fan of you. Show the world you're a fan of him too.

Tags: cryptonaturalist podcast, cryptozoologist, monster, cryptid
Strange is Beautiful (Dark) Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Strange is beautiful. The CryptoNaturalist podcast.

Tags: surreal, bizarre, odd, weird, cryptid
Strange is Beautiful (Light) Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Strange is beautiful. The CryptoNaturalist Podcast.

Tags: weird, odd, podcast, fantasy, surrealism
Strange Animals (Owls) Baseball T-Shirt

Description: The CryptoNaturalist Podcast: We're All Strange Animals.

Tags: owl, cryptonaturalist podcast, cryptonaturalist, odd, creature
Strange Animals (Fungi) Baseball T-Shirt

Description: The CryptoNaturalist Podcast: We're All Strange Animals

Tags: cryptonaturalist, mythological creatures, cryptonaturalist podcast, fantasy, mythology
Bats Baseball T-Shirt
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Description: Bats can hear shapes. Plants can eat light. Bees can dance maps. We can hold all these ideas at once and feel both heavy and weightless with the absurd beauty of it all.

Tags: animals, bat, bee, naturalist, nature
Storm Shark Baseball T-Shirt

Description: A storm shark. Bigger than a dozen city blocks. More mountain than animal. Half meteorological phenomenon and half living creature. It rose up out of the storm below like a breaching whale and I saw it plainly silhouetted against the lighter clouds above. Design by George Foster. Visit George's website: 1214adesign.com Learn more about The CryptoNaturalist at: www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: cryptid, podcast, zeppelin, winnebago, cryptonaturalist
Montana Baseball T-Shirt

Description: The state motto of Montana (as we all know).

Tags: cryptonaturalist, steampunk, zeppelin
Tree Tech Baseball T-Shirt

Description: If you write out the basic facts of trees, but framed as technology, it sounds like impossible sci-fi nonsense. Self-replicating, solar-powered machines that synthesize carbon dioxide and rainwater into oxygen and sturdy building materials on a planetary scale. www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: nature, trees, forest, tree, ecology
Ants Baseball T-Shirt

Description: An ant crosses your carpet. A spider weaves a pattern older than mammals beneath your stairs. Just nod, breathe, and think, “Good. It’s all still here. The forest, the mountains, the desert. At home in my home.” The sterile white box is the stranger. Not the ant. Not the spider. www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: conservation, zoology, biology, science, naturalist
Octopus Horror Baseball T-Shirt

Description: What makes eight tentacles shiver? www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: ocean, cryptonaturalist, ocean life, tentacles, horror
Junior CryptoNaturalist - Peepers Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Ah, yes. Remember those halcyon days of camp in the perpetual summer of the hidden forest. Where the trees are always green, the year is always 1987, and the cryptids are just as eager to learn about you as you are to learn about them. www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: mythical creatures, cryptids, cryptozoology, mythological creatures, cryptid
Junior CryptoNaturalist - Bones Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Ah, yes. Remember those halcyon days of camp in the perpetual summer of the hidden forest. Where the trees are always green, the year is always 1987, and the cryptids are just as eager to learn about you as you are to learn about them. www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: mythical creatures, monsters, mythological creatures, monster, cryptid
The Cryptonaturalist Podcast Logo Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Strange nature for strange people. Official logo of The Cryptonaturalist podcast.

Tags: monster, mythology, cryptozoology, myth, podcast
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