Ever feel like touching a crocodile but can't afford a trip to the zoo? Or Australia? Or the hospital? For a limited-time (forever) experience the wonder of a crocodile in shirt form. Feel its warm, scaly girth surrounding your entire torso! People may think you're weird, they may hate you, but none of that matters because when you wear the Croc shirt... you'll feel cool.
Part Man, part Cat, and part Baby Butterfly, this creature stalks the forest of your chest hair and hunts the remains of your mustard stains!
Only the most manly of men wear the Caterpillar-Man shirt.
Only the coolest chicks dig guys who wear the Caterpillar-Man shirt.
And only the really, really cool chicks wear it themselves.
...or be haunted by this decapodal monster who only wants to be loved.