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Tilda Astralna made a fortune telling fortunes. Character 022 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Sid Sharp, genius embedded in the class of his own in the matrix of multi-paradigm programming experts. Character 034 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Albert Presso, the tabloid news tycoon who can make you or break you. Character 021 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

When you seeking advice, never call Luigi Despero! Character 007 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

If your property's haunted, call real estate broker Victor Yanni. He just might be interested. Character 033 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Al Chipper will always cut you a good deal on the bulk of Salt & Vinegar Chips he's selling in the docks. Alternatively he'll cut you if you disagree. Character 035 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

When life gives you lemons give them to Joseph Stary. Character 024 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

This is rather rudely stereotypical. Her parents were hippies though, so there's an excuse for naming her Coquette Baguette. Character 02 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

...and the World was once again saved by Gordon A! Character 015 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Vote for brighter tomorrows. Vote for Franklin Faux Jr. Character 014 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Private chauffeur Max Maximov. He drives you crazy with maximal efficacy. Character 005 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

In cinemas now, new psycho thriller with the hints of tasteful pornography and slapstick comedy. Directed by Lola Fromage, character 011 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Stitchie Stix's tipi tents are traditionally well made but hard to sell. People find it fishy. Character 031 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

He is a poet with Absinth fused blood. His buddy named Muddy is a smoke-roasted spud. Buran Duran, character 029 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Vera Boože used to be a punk. It never really leaves her... like her husband, pet rat, BFF and ants from the backyard did. Character 028 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Performing tonight, in her critically acclaimed monodrama "I Fold Unfolded Fold", stellar Giselle Pardón. Character 020 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Delivery boy Rocco Billy is the bad news! Character 017 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Miss Ceci Devine is your alternative alternative model. Character 013 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Fedup Fedor is annoyed by the people because they say he's annoying. Character 001 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.