If you're bold and brash and love Phoebe, then wear this shirt! If you're like my wife, though, who said after seeing this design, "I'd be uncomfortable wearing Phoebe's boobs," then maybe you want to give this one a pass.
Do you live life to the EXTREME? If so, then you really need to wear this homage to 90's comic book excess. It's got everything! Physically impossible poses! Pouches! More shells than you can count!
Who doesn't want to work at Howlers, the famed 'breastaurant' of the Puck universe? Well, most people probably wouldn't want to work there, but for those who do, you can get the uniform! For the most authentic Howlers experience, get this design on a white racerback tank top. Unless you're a dude.
Kneel before sod! Sod is your master now! (Seriously, it can ruin your life. Like, what tyrant needs watering three times a day for the first two weeks?!?)
Is Slingshot your favorite combiner? Of course he is! There's so much to love about him! His arrogant attitude! His cavalier disregard for safety! His lack of firm morals! He really is the worst Autobot. Which is what makes him the best. Which is why he needed a shirt.
