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If The Sun Can Blackout On a Monday Afternoon Then So Can I

Me Goose-Ta. (Funny Pun on Me Gusta)

Adios Bitches. Flamingo power has spoken! Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Stop making stupid people famous. Sarcastic phrases, adult humor and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Don't Be A Wanker. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Embrace the existential dread. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.

Fluff Off Cat

No One Cares That You’re Offended. No, Really.. We Don’t Care. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Live Weird, Fake Your Death

Behold the field in which i grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.

I Hate Running. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.

Leftovers Are For Quitters. Dont be that kind of quitter! Funny Thanksgiving and Christmas quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Calm The Flock Down. Aye! Calm down, calm down! Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Bitch Please, I Ride A Unicorn. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.

Maybe Today Satan. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.

Live Fast, Eat Trash

Every Now And Then I Fall Apart. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

I May Be Old But I Saw All The Cool Bands. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Every Now And Then I Fall Apart

My dog and i talk shit about you. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.

You Call Them Swear Words, I Call Them Sentence Enhancers. One particular F Word does come to mind. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

It’s a Beautiful Day, To Leave Me Alone. Always the anti social butterfly. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

This is a humorous quote for anyone who loves funny sayings, sarcasm and has a unique sense of humor. Featuring the quote If You Dont Want A Sarcastic Answer, Dont Ask Me. Perfect for anyone who loves humorous quotes, and loves to laugh.

Stop Petting My Peeves. Sarcastic phrases, adult humor and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Coffee Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon. This is why people drink coffee first thing in the morning. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Due to unfortunate circumstances, i am here. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.

I'm Not Everyones Cup Of Team, But I'm Someones Double Shot Of Whisky. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Swearing Helps. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.

I Enjoy Romantic Walks To The Bar. Sarcastic phrases, adult humor and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

I Didnt Mean To Push All Your Buttons, I Was Looking For Mute. Some people just need to shut up. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

This meeting could have been an email. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.

People In Sleeping Bags Are like Soft Tacos

You Realise One Day Im Gonna Snap Right? Dont Push all My Buttons, Yeh? Sarcastic phrases, adult humor and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Being Tired Has Become Part Of My Personality. Sarcastic phrases, adult humor and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Feeling IDGAF-ish. Sarcastic phrases, adult humor and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

This is a humorous quote for anyone who loves funny sayings, cats and their amusing personalities and has a unique sense of humor. Featuring a funny black cat knocking over a cup and quote, This Is My Cup Of Care, Oh Look Its Empty. Perfect for cat lovers, cat mom, cat dad and anyone who appreciates how cats feel about the world, and those who just dont care at all.