erikburnham

Description: Streaming is fine, but shouldn't replace the theatrical experience. That's a hill I'll throw rocks at you from: movies belong in the theater.

Description: I understand that arbitration has found otherwise, and I make no legally binding claims to the contrary, but I feel the credit goes to the man in the arena, as it were. Thus this HUMOROUS, JOKE ONLY design.

Description: This wasn't generated by AI. That's probably clear. But as a writer and artist, I will say to you now: pushbutton creativity isn't worth a damn. Learn and love a craft.

Description: This is inspired by the legend of the goat on a famed roller coaster. Keep your eyes on it!

Description: Jack Kirby hated Nazis, and you can share that with the world.

Description: Let everyone know Jack's thoughts on Nazis.

Description: Just one more way to celebrate May 5th, puns, pop culture, and responsible sipping, for those drinkers without a Cinco de Mayo celebration nearby, May the Fifth be...

Description: Just something I think about a lot these days.

Description: This is the most true thing you'll read today. Especially if you have seasonal allergies.

Description: A tribute to the fashion of a Minnesota legend.

Description: In homage to the greatest fast food tie-in meal of one of the greatest baseball players in Minnesota sports history.

Description: If you come from Minnesota, you understand what we're talking about here: the game of Duck, Duck, Gray Duck. Educate the ignorant.

Description: Let folks know up front what happens if they try to harsh your mellow and/or get in your way.

Description: He's on the case. He'll find the killer.

Description: Look up the legend/tradition of the Mari Lwyd. That's all I'm gonna tell ya. Then grab this shirt because it's more comfortable than dressing up with a horse skull.

Description: Were you that guy (or gal) who just couldn't be bothered? No one can hurt you now for admitting it. Share your secret evil with the world.

Description: 2021 is a good time for puns. And a good time for anxiety. Broadcast both at once, from a distance of six feet or more.

Description: The reassurance we all need in these dark days.

Description: This is how I feel about living in this, the year 2020.

Description: Dearly Beloved, there are really no words to describe this except the title. Purple Raptor.

Description: A portrait of a modern family with ghost woes.

Description: I can't hide the truth anymore. I hate ketchup. If you also hold a prejudice against that ubiquitous sauce made of sugar and tomatoes, the time to speak out is now.

Description: The famous Minnesota State Word of 1000 uses.

Description: In the most upper-Midwestern way possible, I ask all of you, geez, don't blow up the planet, okay? Okay. Pass it on.

Description: Whoa. What was in that coffee?

Description: Do you read comic books? Do you love comic books? Then you know. They're fine. Don't believe anyone who tells you different. The stories? Fine. Art? Fine. The many genres and the love we have for them? All fine. Let people know where you stand: comics are fine!

Description: Fans love to add connections to their favorite stories. This shirt isn't about THAT kind of head canon. It's more for the folks that demand their head canon be officially and universally recognized or else. Take a chill pill, kids. (;

Description: Advice we should all always follow.

Description: Some people have a tough time in social situations, be the introverts or otherwise. What better way to deal with that then by warning folks up front?