FictionalBrands

Description: You walked up hill both ways? Amateur! I had to use both sides of my floppy!

Description: Celebrate your love of Pencils & Polyhedrons! Dank basements! Sly elks! Lovable half-pints! Sturdy warves! Battlers and mazicians and stealers! All the CGP (Character Game Play) you've come to love!

Description: In an alternate universe, your favorite computer from the 80s was the Admiral 64! Affordable, easy to use. (Note: this design does not work well for the pleated double layer face mask)

Description: Flying as it was meant to be: handmade, bespoke, artisanal! We build our own planes, just as the Wright Brothers intended! Sure, it costs a lot more, isn't as efficient, and might not even be safe, but you can rest easy knowing that if you get to your destination, you'll get there in style. 1900s style! (Note: this design does not work well for the pleated double layer face mask)

Description: Imagine this band shirt for a bitrock band

Description: When you're driving swiftly, inevitably you're going to encounter *something* that will make you upset. GET OUT OF MY WAY!

Description: So many cartoon characters wear skull T's. None of them wore this one.

Description: Are you a Magillcuddy's Time Travel Assistance Emergency Time Travel Tech and you lost your time buoy and temporal ID? This is the shirt for you! Identify yourself to time castaways with this shirt! Not to be used by unauthorized personnel or AI. Purchase of this shirt will be reimbursed upon confirmation of non-liability for loss of ETTT identifying equipment. NOTE: Remaining out of time is subject to § TPC 01 5i penalties