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Rarely does the Moon get its chance to strike out at the Sun, but when it does everyone in the path of totality get to experience it! It's a metaphor for the eclipse of the sun! Be cooler than your neighbor as you experience totality, the equivalent of Millennial Gilgamesh.

Prepare for and remember the solar event of the decade: a total solar eclipse over northwestern Ohio in 2024. Looks great in blue, purple, red, and pink!

Tacos, topped with provolone cheese, lettuce, scallions, tomatoes, and drenched with heavenly red sauce. Carry the torch, Children of Dayton, and may the El Greco taco be reborn! Original Artwork!

Show off a splash of color with this stunning design, so you'll look good from any angle! No matter what orientation you are in by the end of the night, this design has you covered!

Buy the ticket, take the ride. Show off your chill vibes by saying "Yeah, I've taken the ride and it was GREAT."

Ho ho ho! Santaur is here to inflame your passions and to deliver a sack full of Yuletide cheer! Let the world know that you can imagine a world where Santa has the hindquarters of a reindeer!

Let's hold hands in the ocean! Anything with these lovely mermaids on it is sure to exude strong energy! Bold sea greens are offset by orange highlights; apparel looks great in blues, greens, and reds!

Boom, there's Fauntleroy, and he's looking out on the world for you. Absolutely no-one will mess with you when you wear Fauntleroy Jonkens, for he will stare down your enemies for you!

It's Shelley Duvall! Original artwork of the legend herself, dressed like a carefree elf with impeccable style!

Delve into the layers of this design! Visually step back into this high-depth design, evoking the spooky fall vibe that will draw you in!

François LeFrank trudges home from work, shielding his cig from the rain. Help him get there with this stylish design, which will give you all the sex appeal of being a smoker with none of the smoke! Embodies a working-class spirit.

Odor not included. A mature and needed stance on the state of the world today. Let people know how you really feel, and make them smile all the same!

Show off a splash of color with this stunning design, so you'll look good from any angle! Tell the world that you are salty, but in the best possible way!

Congratulations, cicada brood x. Once again you have emerged, screamed, and littered the earth with your corpses. Original artwork!

Don't wait, let everyone know up front what you are all about: Tasty Club Sandwiches! Confrontational, but friendly! Save valuable seconds ordering your lunch at the deli!

The tangled roots and fiery leaves define this circular design. Pops hard against blues, darks, purples, and greens!

It's Fauntleroy Jonkens, the chap that lives down the way! Embody the absolute lad, exude his quiet confidence and smug superiority!

Keep running and you'll achieve happiness! It could happen!

Mr Morel has a chill day awaiting him. Guide him on his way as you go about your day, and spread those chill vibes far and wide!

Watch Eric swim effortlessly through his beloved lunch: Spaghetti in a clear plastic bag! Relive his joy on the daily by wearing him on your body!

ART EXTENDED: Now looks even BETTER on apparel! Watch Eric swim effortlessly through his beloved lunch: Spaghetti in a clear plastic bag! Relive his joy on the daily by wearing him on your body!

Famine drove the squid to this. The humans were not ready for the onslaught that would come down upon them. Capture this charming scene forever on a mug! Confound your coworkers and spouses!

No mattress can escape the ever-closing circle forever, but with a chicken dinner at stake he must TRY! Show everyone what you're made of: bouncy springs and lower-back support!