Gonk Squadron

A podcast isn’t official until it has merch! Show off your love of powder kegs that are also somehow rollercoasters with this, the first official Through the Glass Columns t-shirt! This shirt is about to get really good, so don’t miss out on being the first on your block to get to say “no, I’m not into Wu-Tang, it’s a podcast about a fantasy book series.” All profits will be donated to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange (@Massadopt). They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care — All profits will be donated to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange (@Massadopt). They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care — like Rand and Tam.

Inspired by a favorite line in the movie Everything Everywhere All At Once. I donate all profits to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange. They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care. “The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please. Be kind, especially when we don’t know what’s going on.” — Waymond Wang

Some days a wee robot doesn’t have the power reserves to make a lie, you know? But they do their best for your family AND/OR friends. All profits are donated to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange. They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care.

“However beautiful a song may be, it is just a tune to those who do not understand its meaning.” ― The Hundred Thousand Songs of Milarepa All profits are donated to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange. They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care.

This shirt is for those days when you are trundling through the wastelands hoping to see some salvage. I donate all profits to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange. They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care.

Walrus-Man. Snaggletooth. Hammerhead. The Cantina has never known a more iconic trio. All profits are donated to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange. They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care.

You delivered what they requested. Your work exceeds all expectations. You deserve an audience to make certain people understand its remarkable… potential. And then someone else wants to take over! We’ll see about this!! All profits are donated to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange (@Massadopt). They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care.

It's okay to break the rules sometimes! Enjoy this image of a fan-favorite assassin from another galaxy. All profits from my shop are donated to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange. They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care.

The foundlings are the future. All profits from my shop are donated to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange (@Massadopt). They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care. This is the way.

Brian Posehn played the best non-droid taxi driver on Maldo Kreis. I know at least one person who counts him as their favorite character in The Mandalorian. Sadly, he should have followed his own advice. All profits will be donated to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange. They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care. The foundlings are the future. This is the way.

I recreated the awesome cover of Aphra #30 with action figures and a table lamp, then I drew a picture of it. Hope you love it as much as Tolvan loves Aphra. All profits will be donated to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange (@Massadopt). They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care.

Keep things that mean the most to you safe, whether it's ingots of Beskar Steel, an unexpected bounty of Silicax crystals, or a fresh batch of ice cream. This is a must for Willrow Hood fans who want to keep their Camtono with them where ever they run. All profits from my shop are donated to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange (@Massadopt). They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care.

The GNK Series Power Droid was a common site on outer rim planets like Tatooine. These walking batteries filled in the gaps on planets without extensive power grids. All profits from my shop are donated to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange (@Massadopt). They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care.

Easy, Tauntaun. What is it? WAMPA! WAMPAAA! Han Solo, Help! Oh no, it's got Luke. WAMPA! Watch it, Tauntaun. Gotcha! You'll be OK luke, soon as I chase away that thing. Wampa! Wampa! All profits from my shop are donated to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange. They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care.

Gonk. Gonk gonk gonk. Gonk gonk. Goooooooonk. Gonk. Gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk. Gonk? Gonk! All profits from my shop are donated to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange. They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care.

All he wants are perfectly clean floors for everyone. Can we show this guy some respect? All profits from my shirts are donated to Mass Adoption Resource exchange. They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care.

Careful, it's got a self-destruct device! All profits from my shop are donated to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange. They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care.

Doctor Aphra's party droid, BT-1. All profits from my shop are donated to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange. They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care.

This droid wants to race with you. All profits from my shop are donated to Mass Adoption Resource Exchange. They help find loving permanent homes for kids in Foster Care.