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based on my personal experience wearing the more explicit design in public; this one is probably "safer" to send your kids to school/church/court in. bless your heart.

Tags: what-is-snow, 80-in-december, blessed, you-wont-buy-it, whatever

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fuck y'all

Tags: eff-you-all

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“Instead of stretching these projects out for twenty years, we thought, let’s get it done within ten years. And I think we’re going to be able to do that.” - TXDOT chief engineer Bobby Littlefield "[Construction] is going to be intense for the next four years — there’s no way around that, it’s going to be a bear.” - TXDOT spokeswoman Jodi Wheatley “TxDOT lacks standard, effective remedies to address poor performance by construction contractors." - Sunset Advisory Commission report Contractor concerns: Officials monitoring James Construction http://www.tdtnews.com/news/article_ec3f1188-5f2b-11e5-be7a-87619823ec41.html

Tags: delay, i35, taxes, waste, overrun

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- 25,814 reported crashes on Texas roads under construction in 2016 - 930 caused serious injuries - 181 of those were fatal. - $8.6 billion in TXDOT tax revenue for 2016 - $6 billion in expenses on construction projects - There were no deathless days for Texas roads in 2016 This shirt's message is simple.

Tags: construction, san-antonio, waco, austin, houston

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Our Fieri who art in Flavortown, Holy Moly be Thy name. Thy Camaro come, Thy food is done on the Griddle as it is in Flavortown. Give us this day our daily jalapeño cheddar bacon ranch breadsticks and forgive our tabs as we forgive our waiters. And lead us not into Whole Foods but deliver us some killer BBQ chipotle chicken pizza. For thine is the Wingdom, and the Flavor, and the Calory, for ever or as long as your Food Network contract stipulates. Amen.

Tags: flavortown, holy-moly, diners-drive-ins-and-dives, shut-the-front-door, food-network

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Our Fieri who art in Flavortown, Holy Moly be Thy name. Thy Camaro come, Thy food is done on the Griddle as it is in Flavortown. Give us this day our daily jalapeño cheddar bacon ranch breadsticks and forgive our tabs as we forgive our waiters. And lead us not into Whole Foods but deliver us some killer BBQ chipotle chicken pizza. For thine is the Wingdom, and the Flavor, and the Calory, for ever or as long as your Food Network contract stipulates. Amen.

Tags: butter, shut-the-front-door, sriracha, jalapeno, chipotle

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it's like my dad used to wear but with the added bonus of an ironic and subversive message that today's youth can identify with.

Tags: marlbro, monsanta, keyword

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Toronto, Gosh!

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What's more American than dropping the tailgate on your government-subsidized union quality pickup while enjoying a homogenized lite brew made from the most efficient grains and hops science has to offer?

Tags: vaccine, gluten, settlement, ignition-switch, professional-grade

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This Mess is a Place

Tags: murderknob, william-murderface

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fairy riding a unicorn. draw your own conclusions.

Tags: miata, mx-5, road-and-ster, mazda-roadster, clubroadster

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with so many variations, how will you choose?

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embodying the expression "jinba ittai," but updated to reflect the reality of Miata ownership in the aught tens.

Tags: roadster, eunos, mx-5, miata, horse-and-rider

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if every other lame group came up with a variation of this design, wouldn't you? yeah, but totally ironically.

Tags: cressida, drift, 1jz, 2jz, sedan-racing-team

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worser. worstest.

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your car is 90% chinese knockoff parts. at least you can feel legitimate in this blatant ripoff of the HKS logo, exclusively appropriated for the worst site on the internet.

Tags: jzxproject, neat-pattern, jzxpower, hkspower

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those guys are assholes. they shit all over my 7MGE Cressy drift build. check my progress on the Facebook groups you guys.

Tags: jzxp, jzxproject-dot-com, jzxproject, fuckjzxp

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for the finest girls and the unstoppable pop stars that eff them the way we effed Bin Laden.

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oh you gotta duckbill spoiler? that's cute, wesley snipes was making use of the aerodynamic benefits on the court while you were still getting your ass wiped by mommy, nerd.

Tags: corolla-coupe-spoiler, jump, cant, men, white

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