HappyNerdShirts

He's the one, the only...the happy nerd. Our mascot, now your apparel.

You know who you are, and you know where you're going. Now let everyone else see there is only one direction for you: nerding.

Oh yes, this shirt can scale.

Mr. Roman, Lucinda, Courie, Comica, and their cat Ding: a loving family who have been keeping the web safe since its inception.

This is the only pointer that is proudly null. It even brags about it.

Semaphore. Mutex. What is the meaning of it all?

SQL Scottie has so many toys, but which to fetch first?

This magic number is unmistakably unique, which is more than you can say for the ones you'll find in that next refactoring sprint.

The inner nerd will calm you. Embrace it.

This is no self-balancing binary search tree .... no, this is a B-tree! Like an oak, it stands proud ... which is why your database is probably using one.

You're not just any nerd, you're a pro. Tell the world