Jackapedia

Deluxe product. Premium value.

Adapted from a hand-markered baby onesie I found at Goodwill.

The fresh green of Athlete's Grass. The rush of scoring a goal. The cheer of the crowd. The sweet taste of victory. These are things a true Sprots Champion needs to live. Are you champ enough?

Fuck To The USA 2K20

Do you want to give your spouse a gift relevant to your own career, but it's too obscure for automatically-generated Amazon shirts? Or can you never quite remember how to spell it? This shirt's for you! No matter how specific or bizarre your occupation, this bad boy's just a fabric marker away from letting everyone your husband or wife meets know exactly how you're employed. Civil War reenactor? Wurlitzer organist? Doily weaver? Garage-door technician? Don't sweat it- just fill in the blank.

reaper chillin. let someone else handle those souls. my man's out of office, baby

Bodoni Poster Condensed is a very 90s font

Preemptively settle that recurring chip-based debate by saying loud & clear that chips DO have what it takes to be a dinner; and that in fact any snack can count as a meal if it believes in itself.

Five 20-packs. 50 sauces. All the boys. Cory's Nugget Excursion was a legendary night, and you can show the world you were there with this 100% authentic T-shirt.

The Ohio Invitational Bowling League's last entrant and champions of the 1983 River Cup, the Torpedoes were lead by former Toledo Mud Hen Richard Wissel, who found bowling "kinda like pitching, but lower."

It's the City Clovers that are from Columbus. The city isn't called "Columbus City," that would be absurd.

Another member of the ill-conceived Ohio Invitational Bowling League, the Acorns took home the league's first championship in 1979. The trophy, a beautiful wood-turned pin crafted by a local artisan, is still displayed in the Akron VFW hall.

The now-defunct Ohio Invitational Bowling League (1978-1981) had some real wild swings at team names. Locals claim that the DayDracs bowled in long, high-collared cloaks, although I've been unable to confirm this with a primary source.

WORM 106.5: It's Public Radio... For Worms!

As asked for here: https://twitter.com/rj_white/status/1402986855025365007

Pavonis is a Versk subsidiary in charge of facilities maintenance and security at the Lagrange shipyards.

from my daily series, which I turn into shirts when the type layer works on its own.

Every day ends with one!

daily shirt #001

Founded as a research firm in 2089, Versk Orbital Dynamics is an NEU-based aerospace company that specializes in shipbuilding, drive design, and ballistic navigation technology. Versk also operates the largest fleet in the system, with some 1200 ships in regular service.

Founded as a research firm in 2089, Versk Orbital Dynamics is a Norway-based aerospace company that specializes in navigation, drive design, and ballistics technology. Versk also operates the largest fleet in the system, with some 200 ships in regular service.

90s noise album covers are back and bigger than ever. (there's nothing wrong with this look I've just been seeing it a lot)

Subarashii (literally "Wonderful") is a pan-Asian tech conglomerate founded in the 2040s that specializes in orbital mechanics, life-support engineering, and robotics research.

The most faithful recreation I could make of an insane thrift-store shirt somebody sent me.

This is a bag I found outside that I liked. I scanned it, cleaned it up, and now you can buy it on a shirt. Circle of life, man.

Seal of the Zheng He, the only complete ship ever built by Subarashii. The Zheng He is the private yacht and frequent long-term residence of Subarashii chairman Ming Ho Sei, who frequently visits Subarashii facilities around Saturn and in the Belt to examine production of tools and robots. The Zheng He also features several experimental features seen nowhere else in the system- blue algae cells filled with a proprietary Subarashii blend, a lithium heatsink between the hulls that absorbs G-force when fully liquid, and a dual-tokamak “fast-fusion” drive capable of the highest acceleration on record.

Praxis is a bioresearch and geongineering firm founded by Robert Fort in the early 2030s, with considerable stake in the Mars terraforming project.

The hallmark of mediocre comedy. Show everyone you know you're a regular Nainan with this Folks, sticker. Not Patty-approved.

high stroke contrast, optical circles, a fun lil' ball serif

Tired of seeing bad type? Let people know you only want the primo stuff.

The Cassie, jewel of the Versk fleet. Largest ship in the system and most successful Earth-Titan laps on record. 340 stories of precision-milled lunar aluminum, 10,000 gallons of photocyclic algae, and the cleanest, leanest fusion drive this side of Mars. She's a real beauty.

GOOD TYPE

Inspired by the visual feel and high aspirations of 80's space projects, this Titan patch envisions a saturnine outpost

NEVER LOG OFF ALWAYS ONLINE NEVER STOP POSTING ALWAYS ONLINE

Show her you care with this good shirt, even if she buys a lot of skull-related things and won't wear any colors. Maybe buy this shirt in a nice bright color, just for balance's sake.