Show her you care with this good shirt, even if she buys a lot of skull-related things and won't wear any colors. Maybe buy this shirt in a nice bright color, just for balance's sake.
Are you constantly asking people if they remember the same things as you? Miss the days of color-block design and neon triangles? Relive it, if only a little bit, by labeling yourself with this cool shirt.
If you live for that good flaky circle, that buttery puck of pastry happiness, that beautiful round golden snack we all love, you might be a Biscuit Boy.