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After re-watching a certain classic movie from my childhood, i had to pay homage to the more frightening villain in puppet form i've ever seen. Gmork scared the bejeezus outta me, but this shirt isn't scary... its pretty awesome! check the size chart!

Tags: fantasia, gmork, rockbiter, neverending, ivory-tower

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in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: dungeon-master, roleplay, dice, dungeons, fantasy

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in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: dungeons, dice, retro, dungeon, dm

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in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: rpg, fantasy, role, game, gaming

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in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: dice, retro, dungeons, dragons, roleplay

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in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: dungeons, roleplaying, roleplay, fantasy, tabletop

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in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: game, fantasy, dm, dungeon-master, retro

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in terms of Role Playing games in general, a Dump Stat is a character stat thats generally useless to a Player class and is therefore ignored when choosing the highest rolls being assigned. Your Barbarian probably wont need that Intelligence modifier so assign him a 6... what could go wrong? Just choose the right size. Size is never a good dump stat

Tags: dnd, roleplay, gaming, pathfinder, retro

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follow the Rule of law! Also Mr. Clarke is the greatest Science teacher EVER. Check the sizing chart and get yours today!

Tags: hawkins-av-club, stranger-things, demogorgon, eleven, school

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"You wanna know the worst thing that’s ever happened here in the four years I’ve been working here? The worst thing that has ever happened here was when an owl attacked Elanor Gillespie's head because he thought it was a nest." We love us some Chief Hooper... this shirt means we cab let everyone know check the sizing chart!

Tags: netflix, hawkins, upside-down, dnd, 80s

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yeah the Little kids team is the Cubs... but at Hawkins High, its the Tigers all the way! get yourself a Go Tigers shirt and show your support for the Hawkins High Varsity Team! make sure you get the right size, check the chart!

Tags: gaming, dungeons-and-dragons, duffer-brothers, hawkins-high, hawkins-middle-school

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Well hay you Kids! you know you rogues and your new fangled 'Sneak Attack' think you're soooo special. When i was in the business we had to wait in the shadows and hide for hours for the opportunity to give the blade a taste of my target. you kids just waltz in there and Dagger Dagger Dagger and thats the whole thing! check the sizing chart!!

Tags: role-play, tabletop, rpg, roleplay, game

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Dont just get fit, get Amazon Fit! A warrior's workout that pulls no punches. Make sure you check the sizing chart!

Tags: themyscira, amazonian, amazon, geek, pop-culture

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Looking for the supplies to make a pact with a long-forgotten dark one? Shop at Goblin Market! The Seelie, Unseelie and all Fae in between make Goblin Market their 1st stop for Eye of newt, organic ground Bullywug and sundry items essential to stocking your Faerie mound larder! Sizing on tees are for the wee folk, if you aren’t sure you’re a Brownie/Pixie or Redcap order 1 size up.

Tags: nerd, goblin, faerie, fae, culture

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Both scholars and Adventurers have debated the origins of the owlbear. The most commonly posited theory is that a crazed wizard created the first beast by crossing a giant owl with a bear. However, Adventurers, i have found a rare volume that illuminated the true origin of the foul Creature. Gary Gygax created the owlbear and introduced the creature that haunts the dreams of rogues and Paladins alike. Honestly, what kind of sadistic individual would do such things to us? Well, obviously, someone from Chicago... Check your Sizing chart.

Tags: gaming, d-and-d, d20, dice, dungeons

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You know what? there's one in every party. if you have been in the campaign a month and you don't see the Rules Lawyer, its probably you. If in doubt about sizing, check the handy chart!

Tags: elves, critical, gnome, orc, halfling

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We all know the odds for rolling a natural 20, but when you get one the feeling is always exhilarating! Use this as your good luck shirt, no Dice Curses here! Sizes are on the small side, order a size up if in doubt.

Tags: critical, gnome, orc, halfling, elf

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Naturally stealthy, always sneaky, Our favorite Rogues use the element of surprise to their advantage whenever they can. You might not see them coming, but you can be sure they are there... Check the sizing chart if you are unsure of fit.

Tags: nerd, deity, goblin, faerie, fae

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It's a common misconception that Paladins are all goody goody, that is just not always the case. We can, on occasion get a little wild and crazy. I mean a little ale here and there is good for the blood pressure, which surely gets elevated when the parties rogue disappears after a merchants fat purse!

Tags: gaming, dungeons-and-dragons, realms, magic, dragon

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So you want to HUG the Gelatinous Cubes, that's your plan? While they are adorable right now, cuteness is no reason to abandon common sense. Kill them... Kill them with FIRE! This shirt is adorable and offered in several colors for your enjoyment. While not stain resistant, neither are your breeches once these little guys get hold of you. Sizes run a little small, check the sizing chart.

Tags: gelatinous, critters, critical, gnome, orc

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She is called the Raven Queen. She is the spinner of fate and the patron of winter. She marks the end of each mortal life, and mourners call upon her during funeral rites, in the hope that she will guard the departed from the curse of undeath. When you wear the Dark Mantle, make certain that you do her service for the Lady of Fates is always watching... Check sizing chart before ordering.

Tags: nerd, deity, queen, raven, goblin

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You know, there is something immensely satisfying when you scoop up that handful of d8's and let them fly, knowing the destruction you are about to bestow on that hapless goblin horde. Its a special kind of smile that only fireballs can bring to your face. Enjoy the Glow on your enemies faces... well, Carcasses anyways. Please check the sizing chart like you would friendlies in you fireballs impact radius. You did check that, right?

Tags: nerd, lloth, lolth, goblin, faerie

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How popular is this particular Alignment? SO popular that i'm almost afraid to sell this Tee. You know yourself, you know what you want... you want EVERYTHING!! You want to Kill, maim, loot and pillage, and no one is going to tell you you CAN'T! that's what this shirt is all about... keeping your options open. check the sizing charts and if in doubt, order 1 size up.

Tags: nerd, fae, culture, geek, geeky

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The rules... ugh. the rules and the law don't protect the weak, the helpless, the common man. The rules protect the banks, and the multinationals, the Rich and the Depraved. There is no Justice but the Justice a man takes for himself. I'll take that Justice for you, and may those who cower behind the letter of the Law know... I don't use spellcheck. Sizes run a little small sometimes. please check the sizing chart

Tags: nerd, alignment, chaotic, goblin, faerie

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Destroying the status quo because the status is not quo. Now i know what you are thinking, this just isnt honorable or right to subjugate people, bending them to your will, but i say this, who's will if not mine? I will crush the Rebel Forces and scatter them across the universe. There will be Order, under the protection of my Iron Fist. Check the sizing Chart. We are Watching you.

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm

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According to some Chaotic Neutral is the truly free spirit. Well if thats the case, Chaotic Evil is the truly free evil spirit. We do WHAT we want, WHEN we want, and it usually makes a bloody mess. We dont have qualms about thievery, kidnapping, or a bit of torture to achieve our goals, it just to piss off the nearest Paladin. So the next time you need a job done, and the rest of the team is a little squeamish about it, send us in. We love to do what you can't!

Tags: gaming, d-and-d, d20, dice, dungeons

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This ones for the Do-Gooders, the Heroes, the selfless champions of justice and the….. wait, what? You Lawful Gooders don’t fool us. You have your rules and code of honor, sure. But for real, i just saw you put that entire Goblin village to the sword! and what about last week when you pummeled that thief in town till he dropped like a sack of wet mice in the alley? Well anyway , this shirt is for you. Don’t hit me in the face…. please…

Tags: nerd, faerie, fae, culture, geek

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So you left town, traveled into the notoriously dangerous badlands, intents on bringing that hoarde of orcish raiders to justice. You'd planned out everything so carefully, and just as you engage the enemy in combat, a sneaky sorcerer drops a fireball on your party. So.... where are the health potions? What do you mean you forgot to buy them?!?! You are our treasurer, you were supposed to get the potions!! If you had this shirt on, someone would have remembered to ask, just sayin' think of it as an investment... or Health insurance.... Check the sizing chart before buying.

Tags: gaming, dungeons-and-dragons, vox-machina, critical-role, pathfinder

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Buy this shirt and then wear it not because you are a ranger, but because you have a ranger that sits across the table from you thats a little forgetful Check the sizing chart

Tags: dungeons-and-dragons, roleplaying, dnd, d-and-d, dice

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the raging debate over crossbow control isn't one i want to have when I'm enjoying a night out with my friends at this fine tavern, so hows about you shove off, and let us get back to our drunken carousing, yeah? Yes, yes... i understand its a hot button topic and you've got a right to your opinion, but you've also got a right to a punch in the nose if you lean into me one more time and subject me to that fetid breath of yours. Do we have a quarrel, friend? Because i know i have a dozen right here.... In various sundry colors... if your belt of dwarvenkind had to be let out recently... order a size up.

Tags: critical, gnome, orc, halfling, elf

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The guardians of Natures Bounty, defenders of the Forest, Sea, Jungles and Mountains. These devout worship not gods, but commune with the Earth, its creatures companions on the ancient journey of fellowship with the Natural world. Come forth, Brothers and Sisters, and proclaim your Dedication to the world that sustains us, and protect her from her enemies!

Tags: gaming, dice, dungeons, role, dungeon

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For trackers, the hunters, the Beastmasters who travel the wilds search of... well whatever. Whether its Food, Prey, Bounty or Justice, we know you'll track it down. Check the sizing chart.

Tags: gaming, d-and-d, d20, dice, dungeons

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Moradin, He who created the Dwarven people. the Soul Forger, The AllFather. Brothers and Sisters, may your hammers ring out the song of Moradins Praise, as we venture forth in shining mirthril to Decimate the Orc Forces! Check Sizing chart, and order up 1 size if in doubt of your girth. (stop giggling!)

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm

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Saint Cuthbert of the Cudgel is the deity of Wisdom, Dedication, and Zeal. Many the faithful adventurer has taken up arms with St. Cuthbert blessing in one hand, and a heavy F'N club in the other. Now please, sizing is a bit small, so order a size up if unsure, 2 if you plan to wear it over plate mail

Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm

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The video arcade is down the street. Here we just sell small rectangular objects. They’re called books. They require a little effort on your part, and make no bee-bee-bee-bee-beeps. On your way please. oh what? still here? well then pick up a Tshirt but check the sizing chart first so you know you got it right.

Tags: atreyu, falcor, neverending, never-ending, auryn

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a Special design for a good friend who's slogan is amazing... Check sizing chart!

Tags: bisexual, lesbian, gay, lgbtqa, agender

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