Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

Description: Which came first, the chicken or the rock? Chicks rock!

Description: I went to a bar yesterday that didn't play any 70s music. At first I was afraid, I was petrified...

Description: If you love Rock 'N Roll, then you know. Disco still sucks...

Description: Life really is a mixtape. Just have a pencil ready, in case it unspools...

Description: Jazz players are called "cats". Why do cats love jazz music? Because of the im-purr-visation...

Description: If you love the warmth along with every click & pop of a vinyl record, not to mention the smell...I'm with you!

Description: If you happen upon a folk singer during a toga party, feel free to smash his guitar...

Description: If you like metal, you know there is no weight limit.

Description: Maybe you love heavy metal music or maybe your head is made of solid steel. Either way, bang your head!

Description: Imagine if Mick & Keith had been nuclear physicists. Maybe they are...

Description: You know the day destroys the night & night divides the day but really, in the end, it's all about otters.

Description: If you're lucky, life's fondest memories are decorated with music.

Description: Some say they give pizza a bad name...

Description: It's a fact...baby chicks rock!!

Description: Your Golden might take the midnight train goin' anywhere but they Don't Stop Retrievin'. Woof!

Description: Labs are friendly, outgoing, high-spirited and deserve a really cool design. Woof!

Description: Classical music lovers have to stick together. Don't worry, I got your Bach...

Description: Johann Sebastian Bach deserves to be immortalized as a classic rock god, complete with lightning bolt & devil horns. Bach rocks!

Description: Loud noises coming from your car? Just turn up the radio...

Description: Make sure your retirement fund includes plenty of vinyl records. Good tunes are valuable.

Description: Whatever it is, turn it up and make it loud!

Description: A simple design that's a sign to the world. You're part of the Rock N Roll Patrol now and forever!

Description: Profess your love for Rock 'N' Roll. Live it. Wear it.

Description: Show the world just how much you love to rock. You're not old, you're a classic!

Description: Cassette tapes were a struggle. The younger generation does not understand the pain and agony we endured.