Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

Description: Who needs a 401k when you’ve got sex, drugs, and rock n roll? This distressed monochrome design features #SexDrugsRockNRoll in a knockout cutout style that shows off your shirt color, paired with the worn-in tagline “My Retirement Plan.” Perfect for rebels, rock fans, and anyone who’d rather live loud than live boring.

Description: Live free and play loud. Guitar players know that freedom rocks!

Description: The National Anthem was made for power chords! Freedom, fashion, and face-melting guitar solos — all in one shirt.

Description: Even turtles like to shake, rattle and roll. Shell-Vis: Reptilian royalty of rock!!

Description: How many more guitars do you need? Just one more...

Description: Don't let anybody say you have enough guitars. You don't...

Description: Piano, synthesizer, accordion, keytar...whatever you play, give us the keys, please!

Description: Drums go bang and drums go boom. Either way, drums have repercussions...

Description: Whether you play the saxophone or just enjoy the saxophone, this design is a trip to Coolville...

Description: When you pick up that guitar, you make everything...groovy!

Description: Rock, country, blues, metal, jazz, folk...it doesn't matter. Play guitar!!!

Description: Every band needs a good bass player laying down the bottom end.

Description: Don't ever tell Sasquatch that he sucks. He blows...the trumpet.

Description: Sasquatch likes to rock and when he does, he becomes Guitar-Squatch!

Description: Out of all the nuts, almonds are the most musically inclined...

Description: Nothing says rock and roll like a cowbell. But you don't need an ACTUAL cowbell when you have an inner cowbell, ready, willing and able to make any song better. Let's rock!

Description: Sharks know how to rock. Even if it is "Yacht Rock"...

Description: Heavy Metal is very, very heavy. Yet, it weighs nothing. Rock on!

Description: If something in your life sucks, add more cowbell. Not just music...anything & everything.

Description: Which came first, the chicken or the rock? Chicks rock!

Description: I went to a bar yesterday that didn't play any 70s music. At first I was afraid, I was petrified...

Description: If you love Rock 'N Roll, then you know. Disco still sucks...

Description: Life really is a mixtape. Just have a pencil ready, in case it unspools...

Description: Jazz players are called "cats". Why do cats love jazz music? Because of the im-purr-visation...

Description: If you love the warmth along with every click & pop of a vinyl record, not to mention the smell...I'm with you!

Description: If you happen upon a folk singer during a toga party, feel free to smash his guitar...

Description: If you like metal, you know there is no weight limit.

Description: Maybe you love heavy metal music or maybe your head is made of solid steel. Either way, bang your head!

Description: Imagine if Mick & Keith had been nuclear physicists. Maybe they are...

Description: You know the day destroys the night & night divides the day but really, in the end, it's all about otters.

Description: If you're lucky, life's fondest memories are decorated with music.

Description: Some say they give pizza a bad name...

Description: It's a fact...baby chicks rock!!

Description: Your Golden might take the midnight train goin' anywhere but they Don't Stop Retrievin'. Woof!

Description: Labs are friendly, outgoing, high-spirited and deserve a really cool design. Woof!

Description: Classical music lovers have to stick together. Don't worry, I got your Bach...