Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

Description: Your teddy bear is a cute, snugly badass!

Description: 'Feel like you're walking on thin ice all the time? Watch out for penguins with sledgehammers...

Description: Are you confused or baffled? You're not alone. Join the club with this design!

Description: Talk is cheap...but chicken talk is CHEEP.

Description: If it's time to quit something, get ready to put a jacket on the turkey...

Description: Your soulmate is your soul-mutt. Woof!

Description: Chickens know how to turn up the volume. Plus, they're delicious!

Description: Up, down and round and round. That's a rollercoaster and that's life. Hang on!

Description: You love your cat and I'm sure your cat loves you. Well, at least I'm pretty sure...

Description: Who doesn't love a rooster playing an electric guitar? Especially when he's waking you up at 5am...

Description: Some fish are classier than others. You know who you are...

Description: From the streets to the skatepark, good things come to those who skate. You're stoked because you know it's true.

Description: Girls rock. All day and all night. We love Rock Chicks!

Description: Do you feel peculiar or odd? Join the club and 'Bee Weird'...

Description: Australian Cattle Dogs are "ruff" and loveable. Woof!

Description: Blue Heelers, or if you prefer, Australian Cattle Dogs are rough and tumble and VERY loveable. Woof!

Description: Everybody has a favorite 'F' word but do you have a 2nd favorite? And yeah, that pooch is drinking a martini but I'm sure it's dog-friendly...

Description: Here's a design for cat lovers. Because cats are perfect. Just ask them...

Description: Your golden retriever is living a fairytale life. 'Nice sunglasses too. Woof!

Description: Bees are cool. Especially the ones who wear sunglasses. Without them, you'd have to drink unsweetened tea. Gross.

Description: Moose really know how to keep a secret.

Description: The universal word revered by humans and dogs alike. A word that cuts thru all the noise and gets right to the point..."TREAT!!"

Description: Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe you should just mind your own business...

Description: Sometimes a little craziness can keep you from going over the edge.

Description: Don't forget the Otter Golden Rule...

Description: Dunking a donut is not just a privilege, it's also your right.

Description: Decaf is the joke that's never funny. Even your dog thinks so...

Description: Money paid to someone to prevent them from disclosing embarrassing or discreditable information.

Description: Coffee makes us feel alive. And more importantly...awake.

Description: Gardening is cool. Can you dig it?

Description: Your dog knows what you're up to. Your dog is very familiar with your little scam of breaking the treats in half...

Description: What does a bee get after drinking beer? Buzzed...

Description: Bigfoot can never find shoes in his size and he's very sensitive about it.

Description: Lobsters don't share. Lobsters are shellfish. Pass the butter...

Description: You never know what you're going to dig up. You just need to know where...

Description: Lack of garbage. Lack of manure. There are many reasons for a fly to be down. It's just sad...