Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

Description: I received a flier on anger management the other day. I lost it.. Now I just chill.

Description: I do believe the medical term for "Chill Pill" is "relaxative", right?

Description: If you don't cut the cake, it's only one piece. Follow me for more life hacks...

Description: Karma. What goes around comes back around. Follow the arrows!

Description: Sometimes it's instant & sometimes it takes it's sweet time. The never ending cycle of cause and effect is Karma.

Description: Every time I dream, I see PVC, copper & steel. My doctor says I'm just having pipe dreams. My pipe dreams also feature rainbows, glitter & unicorns!

Description: So is it "Hi, how are you?" or "How high are you?" Either way, let this design do the talking.

Description: Life is easier when you take it "low & slow", right?

Description: Don't buy into your own hype. You're better than that.

Description: April 20th (4/20) is considered as an occasion for 'celebrating' marijuana...If I can be blunt about it.

Description: Overthinking leads to inaction. Make a decision already...

Description: Everything tastes better when it's baked. Also, everything tastes better when you're baked...

Description: You have special abilities. Use them everyday and enjoy the moment!

Description: We need art badly and Earth without art truly is just 'eh'...

Description: Sandwiches are great, especially when you have the munchies...

Description: No pressure but if you don't act now, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. But, no pressure...

Description: Don't sweat your bucket list. Sometimes, it's more important to compile a different kind of list...

Description: Baked chicken is the best. AND, it pairs nicely with Funyuns and Twinkies...

Description: It's important to give yourself a reality check every now and then.

Description: Bright ideas and low wattage don't go together. 'Just sayin'...

Description: If you've lost your marbles, join the club and get this design!