Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

Description: A retro-inspired fast food mascot design for late-night snack professionals everywhere. Featuring a hilarious cartoon “Munchie Manager” character with vintage drive-thru vibes, this funny cannabis humor design is perfect for snack lovers, stoners, foodies, and anyone who takes their munchies seriously.

Description: A hilarious retro-inspired design featuring a glazed donut and a chill weed leaf living their best life. Perfect for fans of stoner humor, vintage 70s cartoon style, and anyone who appreciates a good pun. Great gift for cannabis lovers, donut fans, or anyone who’s ever felt a little… glazed and confused.

Description: A retro cartoon nerd angel manages the ultimate server in the sky. With a crooked halo, pocket protector, and ethernet cable plugged into a cloud server, he’s clearly part of Heaven’s IT department. A funny tech and programmer joke for anyone who loves cloud computing, geek humor, and clever wordplay.

Description: For those who know that getting baked leads directly to the snack aisle. Featuring a chill leaf, retro type, and serious munchie energy.

Description: The universe is tired—but it’s still punching the clock. This design features a circular badge with a galaxy core, retro star icons, and clean typography. “Cosmic Burnout – Still Working” is a dry, existential take on overwork, space, and the fact that even on a galactic scale… the job isn’t done yet. Perfect for science nerds, office workers, creatives, and anyone who feels universally exhausted.

Description: Chill now, pay later—interest included. Cosmic calm with a side of late fees...

Description: When you wish upon star...Because hard work is overrated—wishing is free!!! Ideal for wishful thinkers, part-time hustlers, and full-time nap enthusiasts...

Description: You're never too late to procrastinate. Do it today. Don't put it off!

Description: An annual, flowering plant with a non-woody stem is herbaceous. If it makes you feel good, it's also awesome!

Description: Everyone is unique and that means everyone is also the same, right?

Description: When it comes to marijuana, we all have opinions, right?

Description: Don't let somebody crush your dreams. Crush them yourself!

Description: There's nothing like fun in the sun. As an added bonus, the lettering of this design takes on the color of the shirt you choose!

Description: Life is full of lemons so get ready, get set and pucker up!

Description: The freedom of humans to make choices that are not determined by prior causes or by divine intervention. That's freewill.

Description: Don't ya wish you could tell your old self to straighten up and fly right? Yeah, me too...

Description: What the world needs now and always is peace.

Description: What the world needs now...is peace.

Description: The Universe reveals itself in many mysterious ways...

Description: As Stoned As Possible. That's what ASAP means, right?

Description: If all the world leaders just sat down and had some coffee together...who knows?

Description: If you're in freefall, may your parachute open and may your landing be soft.

Description: The future, or what we anticipate for tomorrow, is not as certain, reliable, or promising as it once seemed, often implying a sense of uncertainty, change, or even a loss of hope about the days ahead.

Description: I think we can all appreciate a good calendar joke, right? Oh, and make the most of your time while you're still here. That too...

Description: You many be down, but you're not out. Keep going and stay positive!

Description: Software updates are worth the wait and so are you!

Description: I received a flier on anger management the other day. I lost it.. Now I just chill.

Description: If you don't cut the cake, it's only one piece. Follow me for more life hacks...

Description: Karma. What goes around comes back around. Follow the arrows!

Description: Sometimes it's instant & sometimes it takes it's sweet time. The never ending cycle of cause and effect is Karma.

Description: Every time I dream, I see PVC, copper & steel. My doctor says I'm just having pipe dreams. My pipe dreams also feature rainbows, glitter & unicorns!

Description: So is it "Hi, how are you?" or "How high are you?" Either way, let this design do the talking.

Description: Life is easier when you take it "low & slow", right?

Description: Don't buy into your own hype. You're better than that.

Description: April 20th (4/20) is considered as an occasion for 'celebrating' marijuana...If I can be blunt about it.

Description: Overthinking leads to inaction. Make a decision already...