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I Love Beer Beef Bacon Butter T-Shirt
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Description: Your heart loves beer, beef, bacon and butter. Your cardiologist? 'Not so much...

Tags: alcohol, bacon, beef, beer, butter

I Love Beer Beef Bacon Butter

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When Pigs Fly Airlines Hogging The Sky T-Shirt
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Description: "When Pigs Fly" means, It'll never happen, right? Well, look up in the sky...

Tags: aircraft, airline, airplane, aviation, cute pig
Authentic Pizza Weirdough T-Shirt
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Description: Do you love pizza? Do you love pizza a little too much? Is there such a thing as loving pizza "too much"?

Tags: authentic, cheese, distressed, pepperoni, pizza addict

Authentic Pizza Weirdough

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For Those About To Wok We Salute You T-Shirt
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Description: There's nothing better than food cooked in a wok. It's very 'wok 'n roll'...

Tags: asian food, chef gift, chinese food, chinese restaurant, cook
Corn To Be Wild T-Shirt
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Description: Get your motor running and head out on the highway. If you don't have a map, play it by ear...

Tags: biker, born to be wild, corn, corn hole, corn on the cob

Corn To Be Wild

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I'm Kind Of A Big Dill T-Shirt
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Description: You're a special pickle and the entire world should know it.

Tags: brine, cucumber, dill, distressed grunge, funny

I'm Kind Of A Big Dill

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The Whole Enchilada T-Shirt
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Description: You are what you eat, so that makes you "The Whole Enchilada"...

Tags: colorful design, distressed grunge, enchiladas, food, food lover

The Whole Enchilada

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Sausage Jokes Are The Wurst T-Shirt

Description: If you love sausage, it's no laughing matter. Who am I kidding? Sausage jokes are hilarious.

Tags: bbq, bratwurst, chef, cooking, food

Sausage Jokes Are The Wurst

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Whole Lotta Bacon Goin' On T-Shirt
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Description: I was diagnosed with a bacon addiction but there's good news...My doctor thinks I can be cured.

Tags: bacon gifts, bacon lover, chef, cooking, culinary

Whole Lotta Bacon Goin' On

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No Whisk No Reward T-Shirt

Description: If you like to cook and eat, then you know it's a very "whisky" business. And if there's no whisk, there's no reward...

Tags: baker, bakery, baking, chef gift, cooking

No Whisk No Reward

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Play It By Ear T-Shirt
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Description: Playing by ear can mean lots of things. Especially if you're an ear of corn with an electric guitar...

Tags: bags, concert, corn, cornhole gift, cornhole player

Play It By Ear

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Master Baster T-Shirt
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Description: You're not just a cook or a chef. You're a master baster.

Tags: chef, cook, cooking, cooking humor, feast

Master Baster

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Planet Of The Grapes Home Of The Damned Dirty Grapes T-Shirt
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Description: All the grape jelly, raisins, and most importantly, wine, comes from the Planet Of The Grapes. Cheers!

Tags: fruit, funny grape, funnytee, grape, grapes illustration
I Suggest Cannibullism T-Shirt
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Description: If a bull enjoys a hamburger every now and then, is it wrong? Can we really blame him?

Tags: bbq, bull, burger lover, chef, cow

I Suggest Cannibullism

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Stop Gherkin Me Around T-Shirt
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Description: Cucumber is one vegetable that is always in a pickle. It's a dill-emma...

Tags: brine, canning, cucumber, cuke, dill

Stop Gherkin Me Around

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Lettuce Romaine Cool T-Shirt
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Description: My favorite thing about salads is they never lettuce down...

Tags: farmer, farmers market, gardening, healthy, humor

Lettuce Romaine Cool

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Hail Bacon T-Shirt
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Description: This design is a tribute to cured meat. If you also wish to use it as a tribute to a particular actor, I'm not going to stop you.

Tags: bacon, barbeque, chef, fire, food

Hail Bacon

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Captain Bacon Ham-bassador Of Justice T-Shirt

Description: It's time for a new kind of a superhero. A delicious crime fighter who's not afraid to ham-it-up...

Tags: bacon, bacon lover, caped crusader, captain, comicbook
Badass Baker Goin' Against The Grain T-Shirt
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Description: Baking is cool. If you can make bread, cookies, cakes and pastries? You're a badass!

Tags: badass, baker, baker gift, bakery, baking
Rises In The Yeast Sets In The Waist T-Shirt

Description: You love bread but you deserve butter. And last but not least, stop loafing around...

Tags: baker, bakery, baking, bread, bread pun
Canadian Bacon T-Shirt
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Description: Canadian bacon is the nicest, most polite bacon around.

Tags: alcohol, bacon, beer, canada, canadian

Canadian Bacon

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Meat Head T-Shirt
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Description: They say you are what you eat, right? 'See you at the drive-thru, meat head...

Tags: bbq, beef, carnivore, cheeseburger, chef

Meat Head

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I Ain't Gonna Be No Sandwich T-Shirt
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Description: Does this chicken seem tough? Don't be a chicken. Be a tough, defiant chicken.

Tags: chicken, chicken lover, defiance, farm, fast food

I Ain't Gonna Be No Sandwich

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Uncut Cake Is Only One Piece T-Shirt
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Description: If you don't cut the cake, it's only one piece. Follow me for more life hacks...

Tags: baker, baker gift, bakery, baking, cake

Uncut Cake Is Only One Piece

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Punk In Pie T-Shirt
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Description: There's nothing more punk than pie.

Tags: baker, bakery, baking, band, dessert

Punk In Pie

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Cereal Killer T-Shirt
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Description: It's horrible to watch good cereal go bad...

Tags: blood, breakfast, cereal, cereal box, cereal parody

Cereal Killer

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Stressed Spelled Backward Is Desserts T-Shirt
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Description: If you're stressed, take that word and turn it into some delicious desserts!

Tags: anxiety, anxious, cute dessert, delicious, dessert
No Sadness In Salsa! T-Shirt
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Description: Salsa is like a party in your mouth and when it's around, there is never any sadness!

Tags: cinco de mayo, feel good, fiesta, fireworks, hot peppers

No Sadness In Salsa!

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Carrot I'm Rooting For You! T-Shirt
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Description: It's not just carrots. All of the root vegetables are on your side. Go get 'em!

Tags: carrot, farmer, funny gift, gardening, gardening puns

Carrot I'm Rooting For You!

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Coffee If It's Gone I'm Grumpy T-Shirt
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Description: Coffee makes us happy. Not having coffee makes us grumpy.

Tags: coffee drinks, humor, caffeine addict, funnytee, coffee lover gift

Coffee If It's Gone I'm Grumpy

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There's A Banana Peel Stalking Each Of Us T-Shirt
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Description: Sooner or later, we all fall down. Keep your eyes peeled for the peel...

Tags: humor, peel, bananas, banana, humor sayings
Red Wine Compliments Steak T-Shirt
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Description: Let's hear it for one of the greatest duos of all time, red wine & steak. The Hall & Oates of the culinary world...

Tags: alcohol, drinking, food, funny saying, funny wine

Red Wine Compliments Steak

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Baked Potato T-Shirt
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Description: Everything tastes better when it's baked. Also, everything tastes better when you're baked...

Tags: 420, baked potato, funnytee, high, humor

Baked Potato

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Bucket O' Chicken Some Assembly Required T-Shirt
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Description: What day of the week do chickens hate most? "Fry-Day!" Thanks, you're a good crowd. Now, who's hungry?

Tags: assembly, bucket, chicken lover, chickens, farm
I Fork Pretty Well And I Also Spoon T-Shirt
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Description: Is it a fork? Is it a spoon? No, it's a 'spork' and it's time we salute the greatest utensil ever created in the history of the world!

Tags: eating, fast food, fork, funny, funnytee

I Fork Pretty Well And I Also Spoon

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Why Must Bacon Be So Sexy? T-Shirt

Description: Is it okay to lust after bacon? 'Asking for a friend...

Tags: bacon, bacon gifts, bacon strips, cook, food

Why Must Bacon Be So Sexy?

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