Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

Description: If you like chicken and pot and pie, then this is the design for you.

Description: If someone breaks your heart, make them pay...

Description: The devil is in the details, especially when it comes to grammar and use of the apostrophe.

Description: It's always good to know what the first rule of Swear Club is, right?

Description: Life is a big juicy peach. With a really big pit...

Description: The key to a long, happy life is moderation. As long as you moderate your moderation...

Description: Chicago sports fans have a difficult existence. It's good there's a support group...

Description: Some folks need to go back to school and learn how to be quiet. Shhh...

Description: Don't get mad, get plaid!

Description: Up all night - Sleep all day. Plus, his breath is minty fresh because he never eats garlic...

Description: There's no stopping you. You're getting older AND you're going downhill fast. Way to go!

Description: We're all full of it. Good advice, that is...

Description: When the toilet clogs, it's really easy to suddenly find religion. Happy plunging!

Description: If a little bit of work seems like a lot of work, this design is for you...and your ass.

Description: A proud generation of latchkey kids, raised on sarcasm, hose water and neglect.

Description: Many things in life blow. A hair dryer is just one of them...

Description: You think your job is bad? Just think about the kind of job a roll of toilet paper has...

Description: You should always have an alternative plan of action if the original should fail. However, if you number your plans, you'll never have a plan "B"

Description: There's not a lot to do in Fort Mansferskas, North Dakota, except visit the area's number one Chinese restaurant & adult book store!

Description: Vowels can't sit still. They like to move around. Usually when you don't expect them to...

Description: Your tools take a beating. Acknowledge them with this sincerely reverent (and funny) design...

Description: Maybe you're very strange and unusual, unexpected, or not natural. So what? Cheers!

Description: Do you think "awesome" just happens? No, no, no. It's A LOT of hard work.

Description: Nasty, dirty, disgusting, foul, revolting, yucky, grotesque. The 80s would not have been complete without "valley girl vocabulary."

Description: Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe you should just mind your own business...

Description: Sometimes a little craziness can keep you from going over the edge.

Description: Sooner or later, you will outlast your problems. And you'll look cool doing it...

Description: What do you call a constipated Sherlock Holmes? Exactly...

Description: Look, it's a big steaming pile. No Sh!T!

Description: The voices in your head are a bad podcast and you can't unsubscribe...

Description: When something is exceedingly obvious or apparent? No duh.

Description: I think this 'Miss Universe' contest is rigged. Every one of the contestants is from Earth. Seriously though, you're not the center of the Universe. 'Sorry...

Description: It's important to keep a can of Whoop Ass in the pantry, ready to go, just in case...

Description: If you think opening a can of worms is complicated, unpleasant or difficult, just wait 'til you open a can of wormholes...

Description: It's always good to know your limitations...

Description: My wife is tired of me wearing a different t-shirt every hour. But I know I can change...