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Description: We're only here for a short time. Enjoy your lease!

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Description: Space is the final frontier. Space is also elbow room. We all want space.

Description: Sometimes it's instant & sometimes it takes it's sweet time. The never ending cycle of cause and effect is Karma.

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Description: If you're lucky, life's fondest memories are decorated with music.

Description: Johann Sebastian Bach deserves to be immortalized as a classic rock god, complete with lightning bolt & devil horns. Bach rocks!

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Description: Feeling anxious? 'Ever notice how chill a cow is? We could all learn a lot from a cow.

Description: Things need to be buried. There's no need to get anxious about it. Just keep calm and get our your shovel.

Description: Ghosts can be scary but they can also be pretty calm. They float, they move thru walls. It's pretty cool when you think about it...

Description: When life gets the better of you, keep calm and have a nice glass of sherry. Cheers!

Description: Dogs rule! Martinis rule! People come in a distant third. Here's a design that spells it all out.

Description: A simple design that's a sign to the world. You're part of the Rock N Roll Patrol now and forever!

Description: Coffee is just hot bean water. You know it. I know it. Everybody should know it.