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Wet Your Plants T-Shirt

Description: Hey gardeners, don't forget to wet your plants.

Tags: farmer, funny garden, funny gardener, funnytee, gardener

Wet Your Plants

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Bull Dozer T-Shirt
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Description: What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer...

Tags: bovine, bull, cattle, cow, cowboy

Bull Dozer

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Chill Pill Gimmie Relaxatives T-Shirt
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Description: I do believe the medical term for "Chill Pill" is "relaxative", right?

Tags: capsule, chill, chill out, chill pills, doctor

Chill Pill Gimmie Relaxatives

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Instant Gratification Takes Too Long T-Shirt
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Description: Instant gratification is the immediate desire to feel satisfaction. And it takes too long!!

Tags: cartoon drawing, cute snail, funny quote, humor, impatient
Captain Bacon Ham-bassador Of Justice T-Shirt

Description: It's time for a new kind of a superhero. A delicious crime fighter who's not afraid to ham-it-up...

Tags: bacon, bacon lover, caped crusader, captain, comicbook
Hip To The Buzz! T-Shirt
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Description: There's nothing cooler than a bee. Plus, they LOVE music. Bees dig bee-bop...

Tags: bee, beekeeper, bumble bee, buzz, cute bee

Hip To The Buzz!

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Rises In The Yeast Sets In The Waist T-Shirt

Description: You love bread but you deserve butter. And last but not least, stop loafing around...

Tags: baker, bakery, baking, bread, bread pun
Jazz Cat Always In Tuna T-Shirt
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Description: Jazz players are called "cats". Why do cats love jazz music? Because of the im-purr-visation...

Tags: band, blues, cat, cat in sunglasses, cat lover

Jazz Cat Always In Tuna

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Uncut Cake Is Only One Piece T-Shirt
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Description: If you don't cut the cake, it's only one piece. Follow me for more life hacks...

Tags: baker, baker gift, bakery, baking, cake

Uncut Cake Is Only One Piece

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Later Gator T-Shirt

Description: Alligators always know when it's time to leave. Usually after a quick bite...

Tags: alligator, animal, croc, crocodile, funny

Later Gator

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The Grass Is Always Greener On The Otter Side T-Shirt
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Description: Otters are really good at lawn care. When it comes to grass, there is no otter...

Tags: cute otter, fence, funny saying, funnytee, grass
Paint Misbehavin' T-Shirt
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Description: In the art world, there is no right or wrong, right?

Tags: paint splatter, tagging, downtown, grafitti, painter funny

Paint Misbehavin'

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Break On Through To The Otter Side T-Shirt
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Description: You know the day destroys the night & night divides the day but really, in the end, it's all about otters.

Tags: band, concert, cute, funny, funnytee

Break On Through To The Otter Side

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Peep Trick T-Shirt
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Description: It's a fact...baby chicks rock!!

Tags: baby chick, backyard chickens, cheap trick, chicken, chicken farmer

Peep Trick

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Earth Without Art Is Just 'Eh' T-Shirt
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Description: We need art badly and Earth without art truly is just 'eh'...

Tags: art teacher, artist, artist gift, arts, earth

Earth Without Art Is Just 'Eh'

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The Brain Is The Most Important Organ According To The Brain T-Shirt
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Description: The brain seems to think it's the boss. Who decided that?

Tags: brain, brain cartoon, brain surgeon, colorful design, cute brain
There's No 5 Second Rule With A 2 Second Dog T-Shirt
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Description: 'Ever drop something on the floor with a dog around. There is no 5 second rule...

Tags: dog, dog food, dog groomer, dog lover gift, dog nose
Evolution You Should Try It Sometime T-Shirt

Description: I'm reading a book on evolution. The beginning wasn't great but it's getting better over time...

Tags: adaptation, college, college humor, darwin, darwin watterson
Hummingbird 'Never Knows The Lyrics T-Shirt

Description: What kind of bird always forgets the words to songs?

Tags: avian, bird, bird lover, bird watching, birder

Hummingbird 'Never Knows The Lyrics

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