Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

Description: Tone it down. Choose calm over chaos.

Description: Hollywood is skin-deep. Skin that's full of Botox and plastic surgery scars...

Description: Money paid to someone to prevent them from disclosing embarrassing or discreditable information.

Description: It could be we're all part of an intergalactic marble game... Make Earth Day every day!

Description: An expression of surprise in response to a positive occurrence, perhaps one thought to be unlikely. No way!

Description: What do you call a constipated Sherlock Holmes? Exactly...

Description: If you love Rock 'N Roll, then you know. Disco still sucks...

Description: New York is the city that never sleeps and it's filled with endless possibilities...

Description: My doctor says I have a gambling problem. I asked if there was a cure and he said "No Dice"...

Description: Look, it's a big steaming pile. No Sh!T!

Description: When something is exceedingly obvious or apparent? No duh.