Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

We love dogs. All shapes. All sizes. All colors. Dogs rule!

Why put off putting off what you could put off today, right?

Your Golden might take the midnight train goin' anywhere but they Don't Stop Retrievin'. Woof!

UFO sightings aren't just for Nevada. Those little green guys appreciate NYC too. I ain't too surprised...

Bacon can and will solve ALL of your problems. Have no fear, Bacon is here!

I love pizza for breakfast, lunch & dinner. I love pizza in all shapes, forms & flavors. I'm a Certified Pizza Weirdough...

If you can't remember the party, it was probably really good. Maybe some day, you'll see some photos...

There are really, really good dogs out there who just need a chance.

Save a life. Adopt a T-Rex today. The life you save may be your own. Unless you're eaten...

If you love the warmth along with every click & pop of a vinyl record, not to mention the smell...I'm with you!

'Ever drop something on the floor with a dog around. There is no 5 second rule...

Make sure your retirement fund includes plenty of vinyl records. Good tunes are valuable.

No pressure but if you don't act now, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. But, no pressure...

I can spell and I think dogs have been hiding a secret for thousands of years...

Sometimes, you just gotta roll the dice, right?

Frogs need their space and also their parking space.

Loud noises coming from your car? Just turn up the radio...

Don't become the main course at a shark buffet...

Life really is a mixtape. Just have a pencil ready, in case it unspools...

Make sure you have the right tool for the right job.

Nacho cheese is AWESOME but...it's not your cheese.

What a drag it is getting old. Here's a little ditty about adulthood...

You can fix anything with duct tape. Tell the world with this design!

The brain thinks it's pretty important compared to the other organs. How convenient is that, right?

Everybody has their own version of an "energy drink." May your martini always be powerful. Cheers!

We need art badly and Earth without art truly is just 'eh'...

Sure, I've done some things in my life I'm not proud of but this isn't one of them. Garden hose water tastes great!!!

Karma. What goes around comes back around. Follow the arrows!

If you don't cut the cake, it's only one piece. 'Cake logic' is the only logic you need...

If you like metal, you know there is no weight limit.

Your grass is baking in the hot summer sun. You have a "Lawn Of The Dead"...

What would I do without Florida stories in the news? Love it or not, there's heat, humidity and that "anything goes" attitude, right?

Johann Sebastian Bach deserves to be immortalized as a classic rock god, complete with lightning bolt & devil horns. Bach rocks!

You have special abilities. Use them everyday and enjoy the moment!

You're drowning in a sea of grass under a hot summer sun. I bet you can't wait for winter...

Do you have the time? May every hour be a happy one. Cheers!