Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

We love dogs. All shapes. All sizes. All colors. Dogs rule!

Why put off putting off what you could put off today, right?

Your Golden might take the midnight train goin' anywhere but they Don't Stop Retrievin'. Woof!

UFO sightings aren't just for Nevada. Those little green guys appreciate NYC too. I ain't too surprised...

Bacon can and will solve ALL of your problems. Have no fear, Bacon is here!

I love pizza for breakfast, lunch & dinner. I love pizza in all shapes, forms & flavors. I'm a Certified Pizza Weirdough...

If you can't remember the party, it was probably really good. Maybe some day, you'll see some photos...

Rubber duckie, you're the one. Also, why is that duckie shedding feathers when he's made of rubber? One of life's mysteries...

There are really, really good dogs out there who just need a chance.

Baked chicken is the best. AND, it pairs nicely with Funyuns and Twinkies...

Save a life. Adopt a T-Rex today. The life you save may be your own. Unless you're eaten...

If you love the warmth along with every click & pop of a vinyl record, not to mention the smell...I'm with you!

We all speak the language of nacho cheese, right?

Don't sweat your bucket list. Sometimes, it's more important to compile a different kind of list...

'Ever drop something on the floor with a dog around. There is no 5 second rule...

Is it okay to lust after bacon? 'Asking for a friend...

Make sure your retirement fund includes plenty of vinyl records. Good tunes are valuable.

No pressure but if you don't act now, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. But, no pressure...

I can spell and I think dogs have been hiding a secret for thousands of years...

Sometimes, you just gotta roll the dice, right?

Frogs need their space and also their parking space.

Loud noises coming from your car? Just turn up the radio...

Don't become the main course at a shark buffet...

Life really is a mixtape. Just have a pencil ready, in case it unspools...

Sandwiches are great, especially when you have the munchies...

Make sure you have the right tool for the right job.

Any jar that won't open is a swear jar, right?

If you have beer and duct tape, do you really need anything else? I don't think so.

Is it a fork? Is it a spoon? No, it's a 'spork' and it's time we salute the greatest utensil ever created in the history of the world!

What a drag it is getting old. Here's a little ditty about adulthood...

You can fix anything with duct tape. Tell the world with this design!

Few things in life have the power to fix everything and it's important to identify those things...

The brain seems to think it's the boss. Who decided that?

Two martinis, no waiting! A fun, colorful retro design that's an ode to cocktails.

Everybody has their own version of an "energy drink." May your martini always be powerful. Cheers!

We need art badly and Earth without art truly is just 'eh'...