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You're a first-class, top gun martini test pilot and it's time the whole world knows it. Cheers!

Sure, I've done some things in my life I'm not proud of but this isn't one of them. Garden hose water tastes great!!!

Karma. What goes around comes back around. Follow the arrows!

If you don't cut the cake, it's only one piece. 'Cake logic' is the only logic you need...

If you like metal, you know there is no weight limit.

Your grass is baking in the hot summer sun. You have a "Lawn Of The Dead"...

What would I do without Florida stories in the news? Love it or not, there's heat, humidity and that "anything goes" attitude, right?

Johann Sebastian Bach deserves to be immortalized as a classic rock god, complete with lightning bolt & devil horns. Bach rocks!

You have special abilities. Use them everyday and enjoy the moment!

You're drowning in a sea of grass under a hot summer sun. I bet you can't wait for winter...

Do you have the time? May every hour be a happy one. Cheers!

What day of the week do chickens hate most? "Fry-Day!" Thanks, you're a good crowd. Now, who's hungry?

A lot of things in life are not as difficult as they're made out to be, right?

Everything tastes better when it's baked. Also, everything tastes better when you're baked...

Rats are already super-strong. Throw in some radiation and we're all in BIG trouble...

Labs are friendly, outgoing, high-spirited and deserve a really cool design. Woof!

Classical music lovers have to stick together. Don't worry, I got your Bach...

Money paid so that someone will keep information secret - That's Hush Money.

Honesty is the best policy. Except when it comes to yourself...

It's a fact...baby chicks rock!!

Some say they give pizza a bad name...

Our "pollinating partners" are bumble bees. We need them to live, plus they look cool & as a bonus, they're fuzzy!

Overthinking leads to inaction. Make a decision already...

Radiation can create monsters. If it happened with a lizard, it can happen with a squirrel.

If you're lucky, life's fondest memories are decorated with music.

It's a situation in which a person or a group makes a fatal decision based on a hasty judgment or a gut reaction. But what a way to go, right?

Do you wanna take a ride? The Area 51 Travel Agency can help.

All the world is a stage filled with technical difficulties. Please stand by.

You know the day destroys the night & night divides the day but really, in the end, it's all about otters.

April 20th (4/20) is considered as an occasion for 'celebrating' marijuana...If I can be blunt about it.

Let's hear it for one of the greatest duos of all time, red wine & steak. The Hall & Oates of the culinary world...

Sooner or later, we all fall down. Keep your eyes peeled for the peel...

Dogs give the best advice. Except for the part about drinking from the toilet bowl...

If you're ever haunted by a ghost, I hope it's a cool one. A Ghost With The Most...

All the grape jelly, raisins, and most importantly, wine, comes from the Planet Of The Grapes. Cheers!

In the art world, there is no right or wrong, right?