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I'm Kenny The Bartender and I like to laugh, be sarcastic and design unique stuff. Thanks for stopping by and thanks for your support!
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This Blows T-Shirt

Description: Many things in life blow. A hair dryer is just one of them...

Tags: barber, barbershop, blow dry, blows, distressed designs

This Blows

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Roller Coaster Geek T-Shirt
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Description: You like going up, down, round and round? You might be a Roller Coaster Geek...

Tags: amusement park, boardwalk, carnival, coaster enthusiast, county fair

Roller Coaster Geek

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Cool Is A Rule T-Shirt
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Description: Cool is a rule. Just ask any ice cube. Especially one who's wearing shades. Stay frosty!

Tags: air conditioning, chilly, cold, cool, heatwave

Cool Is A Rule

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I Have A Very Crappy Job T-Shirt

Description: You think your job is bad? Just think about the kind of job a roll of toilet paper has...

Tags: bathroom humor, crappy, cute, funny, job

I Have A Very Crappy Job

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Bee Weird T-Shirt
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Description: Do you feel peculiar or odd? Join the club and 'Bee Weird'...

Tags: be weird, bee, bee pun, beekeeper, cute

Bee Weird

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Play It By Ear T-Shirt
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Description: Playing by ear can mean lots of things. Especially if you're an ear of corn with an electric guitar...

Tags: bags, concert, corn, cornhole gift, cornhole player

Play It By Ear

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There Is No Plan B T-Shirt

Description: You should always have an alternative plan of action if the original should fail. However, if you number your plans, you'll never have a plan "B"

Tags: block letters, funny, humor, joke, life happens

There Is No Plan B

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May The Forest Be With You T-Shirt
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Description: Very important, the forest is. Take care of it, we must.

Tags: adventure, camping, earth, ecology, environment

May The Forest Be With You

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Ruff Stuff Australian Cattle Dog T-Shirt

Description: Australian Cattle Dogs are "ruff" and loveable. Woof!

Tags: acd, australian cattle dog, blue, blue heeler, colorful design

Ruff Stuff Australian Cattle Dog

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Cock Of The Wok Restaurant & Adult Book Store T-Shirt

Description: There's not a lot to do in Fort Mansferskas, North Dakota, except visit the area's number one Chinese restaurant & adult book store!

Tags: adult humor, chicken, chinese food, chinese restaurant, cock
Three Martinis And The Truth T-Shirt
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Description: A few drinks and the truth starts to spill out. This midcentury modern design celebrates the power of martinis!

Tags: alcohol, bartender, cocktail, colorful design, drinking

Three Martinis And The Truth

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Vowel Movement T-Shirt

Description: Vowels can't sit still. They like to move around. Usually when you don't expect them to...

Tags: abcs, alphabet, back to school, education, english language

Vowel Movement

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Ruff Stuff Blue Heeler T-Shirt

Description: Blue Heelers, or if you prefer, Australian Cattle Dogs are rough and tumble and VERY loveable. Woof!

Tags: acd, australian cattle dog, blue heeler, cute dog, dingo

Ruff Stuff Blue Heeler

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My 2nd Favorite 'F' Word Is Friday T-Shirt
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Description: Everybody has a favorite 'F' word but do you have a 2nd favorite? And yeah, that pooch is drinking a martini but I'm sure it's dog-friendly...

Tags: alcohol, cocktails, dog lover, dog sunglasses, drinking

My 2nd Favorite 'F' Word Is Friday

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Master Baster T-Shirt
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Description: You're not just a cook or a chef. You're a master baster.

Tags: chef, cook, cooking, cooking humor, feast

Master Baster

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I Pity The Tool T-Shirt
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Description: Your tools take a beating. Acknowledge them with this sincerely reverent (and funny) design...

Tags: carpenter, construction, contractor, distressed grunge, diy

I Pity The Tool

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Generation X - Cynical, Analog & Feral T-Shirt
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Description: We're not Boomers and we're not Millennials. We were born between 1965 and 1980 and we get things done all by ourselves because that's how we were raised.

Tags: 70s, 80s, cassette tape, cynical, feral
Purr Fect Cat T-Shirt
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Description: Here's a design for cat lovers. Because cats are perfect. Just ask them...

Tags: animal, cat, feline, funny cats, kitten

Purr Fect Cat

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Goldie Locks Golden Retriever T-Shirt

Description: Your golden retriever is living a fairytale life. 'Nice sunglasses too. Woof!

Tags: 80s style art, animal, distressed grunge, dog, dog lover

Goldie Locks Golden Retriever

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I'm Not Acting Weird I Am Weird T-Shirt
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Description: Maybe you're very strange and unusual, unexpected, or not natural. So what? Cheers!

Tags: bigfoot, cocktail, dare to be different, dare to be yourself, funny quote

I'm Not Acting Weird I Am Weird

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Planet Of The Grapes Home Of The Damned Dirty Grapes T-Shirt
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Description: All the grape jelly, raisins, and most importantly, wine, comes from the Planet Of The Grapes. Cheers!

Tags: fruit, funny grape, funnytee, grape, grapes illustration
America, Stop Whining And Start Wine-ing T-Shirt
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Description: Listen to the Statue of Liberty. Left? Right? It doesn't matter in the world or wine. Cheers!

Tags: alcohol, america, drinking, funny, new york city
Bee Cool T-Shirt
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Description: Bees are cool. Especially the ones who wear sunglasses. Without them, you'd have to drink unsweetened tea. Gross.

Tags: bee, beekeeper, cute bee, cute bees, farmer

Bee Cool

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Anony-moose T-Shirt
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Description: Moose really know how to keep a secret.

Tags: animal, anonymous, antlers, canada, drawn

Anony-moose

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Being This Awesome Is Hard Work T-Shirt
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Description: Do you think "awesome" just happens? No, no, no. It's A LOT of hard work.

Tags: being awesome, biceps, determination, fitness, gears

Being This Awesome Is Hard Work

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To The Max T-Shirt

Description: Don't just turn up the volume. Crank it to the max!!

Tags: 80s, audio, audio engineer, distressed grunge, dj

To The Max

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You Had Me At "Treat" T-Shirt
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Description: The universal word revered by humans and dogs alike. A word that cuts thru all the noise and gets right to the point..."TREAT!!"

Tags: cute, dog, dog biscuits, dog handler, dog rescue

You Had Me At "Treat"

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Not Today Whiskey T-Shirt
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Description: You don't have to drink whiskey today but it's always good to have some ready for tomorrow. Just in case...

Tags: alchohol, bartender, bourbon, distillery, drink

Not Today Whiskey

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Martini Powered T-Shirt
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Description: Everybody has their own version of an "energy drink." May your martini always be powerful. Cheers!

Tags: alcohol, bar, bartender, cocktail, colorful design

Martini Powered

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Grody T-Shirt
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Description: Nasty, dirty, disgusting, foul, revolting, yucky, grotesque. The 80s would not have been complete without "valley girl vocabulary."

Tags: 1980s, 80s colors, 80s vibe, comedy, funnytee

Grody

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I Suggest Cannibullism T-Shirt
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Description: If a bull enjoys a hamburger every now and then, is it wrong? Can we really blame him?

Tags: bbq, bull, burger lover, chef, cow

I Suggest Cannibullism

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The Book Was Better T-Shirt
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Description: Whenever they make a book into a movie, the book always wins...

Tags: author, book, bookworm, entertainment, film

The Book Was Better

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Chicken Crossing The Road T-Shirt
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Description: Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe you should just mind your own business...

Tags: animal, backyard chickens, chicken, comedian, comedy

Chicken Crossing The Road

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Crazy Keeps Me Sane (So Far) T-Shirt

Description: Sometimes a little craziness can keep you from going over the edge.

Tags: anxiety, chicken lover, crazy, cute chicken, funny

Crazy Keeps Me Sane (So Far)

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Do Unto Otters T-Shirt
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Description: Don't forget the Otter Golden Rule...

Tags: animal lover, cute, do unto others, funny, god

Do Unto Otters

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Outlast Your Problems T-Shirt

Description: Sooner or later, you will outlast your problems. And you'll look cool doing it...

Tags: bones, cool skeleton, death, halloween, heavy metal

Outlast Your Problems

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