Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

Description: When humans finally land on Mars, I'm sure there will be martinis. Happy Hour happens on every planet, right?

Description: It's time for a new kind of superhero. There's no need to fear. Captain Martini is here!

Description: London has the coolest werewolves with their perfect hair, tailored suits and fabulous cocktails. God save the King...

Description: Cows are very good with money. If one ever gives you a "stock" tip, take it...

Description: My swear jar actually swears, so it's always filled up...

Description: If you're stressed, take that word and turn it into some delicious desserts!

Description: Salsa is like a party in your mouth and when it's around, there is never any sadness!

Description: It's not just carrots. All of the root vegetables are on your side. Go get 'em!

Description: May your holidays be louder than Hell...

Description: Radiation can create monsters. If it happened with a lizard, it can happen with a squirrel.

Description: If you ever wait on a cow, you'll discover they're generous tippers. They really like to throw dough around!

Description: There are definite disadvantages AND advantages when you're on the naughty list. Happy Holidays!

Description: If you happen upon a folk singer during a toga party, feel free to smash his guitar...

Description: All the world is a stage filled with technical difficulties. Please stand by.

Description: Thanks to duct tape, nothing is completely broken. Duct tape fixes everything!!

Description: Some of us have our own way of dealing with time changes and time zones. Cheers!

Description: In the not-to-distant past, we kept are memories on floppy disc. And we liked it that way!

Description: Karma. What goes around comes back around. Follow the arrows!

Description: Sometimes it's instant & sometimes it takes it's sweet time. The never ending cycle of cause and effect is Karma.

Description: UFO sightings aren't just for Nevada. Those little green guys love NYC cheesecake. I ain't too surprised...

Description: A cocktail and its effect or consequences. That my friends, is Cocktail Karma.

Description: Alligators always know when it's time to leave. Usually after a quick bite...

Description: If you like metal, you know there is no weight limit.

Description: The word "old" has many different meanings. Woof!

Description: Coffee makes us happy. Not having coffee makes us grumpy.

Description: Every time I dream, I see PVC, copper & steel. My doctor says I'm just having pipe dreams. My pipe dreams also feature rainbows, glitter & unicorns!

Description: In February 2023, an alligator was captured in Brooklyn's Prospect Park. Here's a tribute to the reptile!

Description: Get ready for bug season with an elite group of renegade "swatters"!

Description: Maybe you love heavy metal music or maybe your head is made of solid steel. Either way, bang your head!

Description: Some cautious words to live by. Don't tip over the outhouse.

Description: It's about time "stew enthusiasts" unite and declare their love of all things low and slow!

Description: So is it "Hi, how are you?" or "How high are you?" Either way, let this design do the talking.

Description: Life is easier when you take it "low & slow", right?

Description: Llamas know how to party. That's all I'm going to say...

Description: Tell me all the things that I wanna hear about brew. It's what I like about brew.

Description: Don't buy into your own hype. You're better than that.