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I Love Vinyl T-Shirt
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Description: If you love the warmth along with every click & pop of a vinyl record, not to mention the smell...I'm with you!

Tags: 33 rpm, album cover, analog, heart shape, i heart
Get Curious Not Furious T-Shirt

Description: Don't react, reflect. Calm down and figure out what's going on before you do something you can't undo.

Tags: anger issues, angry, cartoon, curious, frustration
Meat Head T-Shirt
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Description: They say you are what you eat, right? 'See you at the drive-thru, meat head...

Tags: bbq, beef, carnivore, cheeseburger, chef
I Ain't Gonna Be No Sandwich T-Shirt
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Description: Does this chicken seem tough? Don't be a chicken. Be a tough, defiant chicken.

Tags: chicken, chicken lover, defiance, farm, fast food
Happy Hour Is The GOAT T-Shirt

Description: Happy Hour is the GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Raise a glass to the GOAT. Cheers!

Tags: alcohol, bar, bartender, booze, celebration
Uncut Cake Is Only One Piece T-Shirt
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Description: If you don't cut the cake, it's only one piece. Follow me for more life hacks...

Tags: baker, baker gift, bakery, baking, cake
Beer Up It's Hoppy Hour! T-Shirt

Description: Beer is proof of a higher power. A higher power who loves us and wants us to be happy. Beer up!

Tags: alcohol, ale, beer, drinking, happy hour
Punk In Pie T-Shirt
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Description: There's nothing more punk than pie.

Tags: baker, bakery, baking, band, dessert
Cereal Killer T-Shirt
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Description: It's horrible to watch good cereal go bad...

Tags: blood, breakfast, cereal, cereal box, cereal parody
Mars Needs Martinis T-Shirt
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Description: When humans finally land on Mars, I'm sure there will be martinis. Happy Hour happens on every planet, right?

Tags: alcohol, astronaut, cocktails, drinking, funny
Captain Martini T-Shirt

Description: It's time for a new kind of superhero. There's no need to fear. Captain Martini is here!

Tags: alcohol, alcohol lover, bartender, cocktail, comics
London Werewolf T-Shirt
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Description: London has the coolest werewolves with their perfect hair, tailored suits and fabulous cocktails. God save the King...

Tags: american werewolf in london, anglophile, england, funnytee, halloween
Cash Cow I Like Moola T-Shirt
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Description: Cows are very good with money. If one ever gives you a "stock" tip, take it...

Tags: animal, baller, beef, cash, cow
Swear Jar T-Shirt
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Description: My swear jar actually swears, so it's always filled up...

Tags: cussing, funny, humor, jar, snarky
Stressed Spelled Backward Is Desserts T-Shirt
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Description: If you're stressed, take that word and turn it into some delicious desserts!

Tags: anxiety, anxious, cute dessert, delicious, dessert
No Sadness In Salsa! T-Shirt
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Description: Salsa is like a party in your mouth and when it's around, there is never any sadness!

Tags: cinco de mayo, feel good, fiesta, fireworks, hot peppers
Carrot I'm Rooting For You! T-Shirt
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Description: It's not just carrots. All of the root vegetables are on your side. Go get 'em!

Tags: carrot, farmer, funny gift, gardening, gardening puns
Jingle Hell Rock! T-Shirt

Description: May your holidays be louder than Hell...

Tags: christmas, death metal, demon, devil, electric guitar
Squirrelzilla T-Shirt
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Description: Radiation can create monsters. If it happened with a lizard, it can happen with a squirrel.

Tags: animal, funny squirrel lover gift, monster movie, movie parody, squirrel
Cow Tipping T-Shirt
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Description: If you ever wait on a cow, you'll discover they're generous tippers. They really like to throw dough around!

Tags: agriculture, animal, bovine, bull, cash
There's Always Room On The Naughty List T-Shirt
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Description: There are definite disadvantages AND advantages when you're on the naughty list. Happy Holidays!

Tags: christmas, demon, devil, funnytee, holiday
I Gave My Love A Chicken That Had No Bone T-Shirt
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Description: If you happen upon a folk singer during a toga party, feel free to smash his guitar...

Tags: acoustic guitar, animal house, bluto, bone, chicken
Technical Difficulties Please Stand By T-Shirt

Description: All the world is a stage filled with technical difficulties. Please stand by.

Tags: colorful, geeks, geeky humor, geometric, nerds
Certified Duct Tape Technician T-Shirt
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Description: Thanks to duct tape, nothing is completely broken. Duct tape fixes everything!!

Tags: certified, diy, do it yourself, do it yourselfer, duck
Happy Hour Every Hour T-Shirt
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Description: Some of us have our own way of dealing with time changes and time zones. Cheers!

Tags: bar, cocktail, drink, drinking, drunk
Generation Floppy T-Shirt
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Description: In the not-to-distant past, we kept are memories on floppy disc. And we liked it that way!

Tags: 80s, 90s, computer, computer nerd, data
Karma T-Shirt
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Description: Karma. What goes around comes back around. Follow the arrows!

Tags: arrow symbol, arrows, colorful, colorful design, colors
Karma You Can Run But You Can't Hide T-Shirt
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Description: Sometimes it's instant & sometimes it takes it's sweet time. The never ending cycle of cause and effect is Karma.

Tags: balance, karma, karma yoga, namaste, yin and yang
UFOs Over New York Mars Needs Cheesecake T-Shirt
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Description: UFO sightings aren't just for Nevada. Those little green guys love NYC cheesecake. I ain't too surprised...

Tags: alien, big apple, cheesecake, extraterrestrial, flying saucer
Cocktail Karma T-Shirt
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Description: A cocktail and its effect or consequences. That my friends, is Cocktail Karma.

Tags: alcohol, bartender, cocktail, cocktail party, drink
Later Gator T-Shirt

Description: Alligators always know when it's time to leave. Usually after a quick bite...

Tags: alligator, animal, croc, crocodile, funny
May Your Metal Always Be Heavy T-Shirt
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Description: If you like metal, you know there is no weight limit.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, guitar player, heavy
Only Loves Dogs T-Shirt
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Description: The word "old" has many different meanings. Woof!

Tags: dog lover gift, funny, dog, animal, dog mother
Coffee If It's Gone I'm Grumpy T-Shirt
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Description: Coffee makes us happy. Not having coffee makes us grumpy.

Tags: coffee drinks, humor, caffeine addict, funnytee, coffee lover gift
Welcome To My Pipe Dream T-Shirt
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Description: Every time I dream, I see PVC, copper & steel. My doctor says I'm just having pipe dreams. My pipe dreams also feature rainbows, glitter & unicorns!

Tags: 70s style, dreamers, dreaming, dreams, fantasy
Alligators Of Brooklyn T-Shirt

Description: In February 2023, an alligator was captured in Brooklyn's Prospect Park. Here's a tribute to the reptile!

Tags: alligator, brooklyn, crocodile, funnyshirt, gator
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