Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

Description: In the not-to-distant past, we kept are memories on floppy disc. And we liked it that way!

Description: Karma. What goes around comes back around. Follow the arrows!

Description: Sometimes it's instant & sometimes it takes it's sweet time. The never ending cycle of cause and effect is Karma.

Description: UFO sightings aren't just for Nevada. Those little green guys love NYC cheesecake. I ain't too surprised...

Description: A cocktail and its effect or consequences. That my friends, is Cocktail Karma.

Description: Alligators always know when it's time to leave. Usually after a quick bite...

Description: If you like metal, you know there is no weight limit.

Description: The word "old" has many different meanings. Woof!

Description: Coffee makes us happy. Not having coffee makes us grumpy.

Description: Every time I dream, I see PVC, copper & steel. My doctor says I'm just having pipe dreams. My pipe dreams also feature rainbows, glitter & unicorns!

Description: In February 2023, an alligator was captured in Brooklyn's Prospect Park. Here's a tribute to the reptile!

Description: Get ready for bug season with an elite group of renegade "swatters"!

Description: Maybe you love heavy metal music or maybe your head is made of solid steel. Either way, bang your head!

Description: Some cautious words to live by. Don't tip over the outhouse.

Description: It's about time "stew enthusiasts" unite and declare their love of all things low and slow!

Description: So is it "Hi, how are you?" or "How high are you?" Either way, let this design do the talking.

Description: Life is easier when you take it "low & slow", right?

Description: Llamas know how to party. That's all I'm going to say...

Description: Tell me all the things that I wanna hear about brew. It's what I like about brew.

Description: Don't buy into your own hype. You're better than that.

Description: Skunks can really hold their liquor. Plus, they look good in a tuxedo...

Description: Imagine if Mick & Keith had been nuclear physicists. Maybe they are...

Description: Otters are really good at lawn care. When it comes to grass, there is no otter...

Description: In the art world, there is no right or wrong, right?

Description: If you're ever haunted by a ghost, I hope it's a cool one. A Ghost With The Most...

Description: Dogs give the best advice. Except for the part about drinking from the toilet bowl...

Description: Sooner or later, we all fall down. Keep your eyes peeled for the peel...

Description: April 20th (4/20) is considered as an occasion for 'celebrating' marijuana...If I can be blunt about it.

Description: Let's hear it for one of the greatest duos of all time, red wine & steak. The Hall & Oates of the culinary world...

Description: You know the day destroys the night & night divides the day but really, in the end, it's all about otters.

Description: Do you wanna take a ride? The Area 51 Travel Agency can help.

Description: Overthinking leads to inaction. Make a decision already...

Description: If you're lucky, life's fondest memories are decorated with music.

Description: It's a situation in which a person or a group makes a fatal decision based on a hasty judgment or a gut reaction. But what a way to go, right?

Description: Our "pollinating partners" are bumble bees. We need them to live, plus they look cool & as a bonus, they're fuzzy!

Description: Some say they give pizza a bad name...