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SWAT TEAM T-Shirt
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Description: Get ready for bug season with an elite group of renegade "swatters"!

Tags: bug, bugs, exterminate, exterminator, exterminators
Metal Head T-Shirt
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Description: Maybe you love heavy metal music or maybe your head is made of solid steel. Either way, bang your head!

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, hardcore, heavy metal
Don't Tip Over The Outhouse T-Shirt
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Description: Some cautious words to live by. Don't tip over the outhouse.

Tags: bathroom, plumbing, pooping, potty, potty humor
What I Like About Stew T-Shirt
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Description: It's about time "stew enthusiasts" unite and declare their love of all things low and slow!

Tags: chowder, cooking, cooking humor, cooking lover, crock pot
Stoned T-Shirt
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Description: So is it "Hi, how are you?" or "How high are you?" Either way, let this design do the talking.

Tags: rasta, jamaica, joint, reggae, mary jane
Low & Slow T-Shirt
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Description: Life is easier when you take it "low & slow", right?

Tags: funny gift, funnytee, humor, humorous, low
Shama Llama T-Shirt

Description: Llamas know how to party. That's all I'm going to say...

Tags: llama lover, llama gift, animal, sunglasses, funnytee
What I Like About Brew T-Shirt
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Description: Tell me all the things that I wanna hear about brew. It's what I like about brew.

Tags: alcohol, beer, beer brewer, beer brewing, beer gift
Don't Sniff Your Own Glue T-Shirt

Description: Don't buy into your own hype. You're better than that.

Tags: funnytee, motivational quote, humor, glue, sniff
Drunk As A Skunk T-Shirt
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Description: Skunks can really hold their liquor. Plus, they look good in a tuxedo...

Tags: alcohol, bartender, bloody mary, cocktail, drinking
I Can't Get No Chain Reaction T-Shirt

Description: Imagine if Mick & Keith had been nuclear physicists. Maybe they are...

Tags: laboratory, science, engineering, atomic, physics
The Grass Is Always Greener On The Otter Side T-Shirt
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Description: Otters are really good at lawn care. When it comes to grass, there is no otter...

Tags: cute otter, fence, funny saying, funnytee, grass
Paint Misbehavin' T-Shirt
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Description: In the art world, there is no right or wrong, right?

Tags: paint splatter, tagging, downtown, grafitti, painter funny
Ghost With The Most T-Shirt

Description: If you're ever haunted by a ghost, I hope it's a cool one. A Ghost With The Most...

Tags: funny slogan, funny quote, ghosts, ghost, funny gift
My Life Coach Has A Wet Nose T-Shirt
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Description: Dogs give the best advice. Except for the part about drinking from the toilet bowl...

Tags: animal, cute dog, dog father, dog lover, dog mother
There's A Banana Peel Stalking Each Of Us T-Shirt
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Description: Sooner or later, we all fall down. Keep your eyes peeled for the peel...

Tags: humor, peel, bananas, banana, humor sayings
420 Weed T-Shirt
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Description: April 20th (4/20) is considered as an occasion for 'celebrating' marijuana...If I can be blunt about it.

Tags: smoking, marijuana lover, marijuana plant, blunt, stoner
Red Wine Compliments Steak T-Shirt
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Description: Let's hear it for one of the greatest duos of all time, red wine & steak. The Hall & Oates of the culinary world...

Tags: alcohol, drinking, food, funny saying, funny wine
Break On Through To The Otter Side T-Shirt
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Description: You know the day destroys the night & night divides the day but really, in the end, it's all about otters.

Tags: band, concert, cute, funny, funnytee
Area 51 Travel Agency T-Shirt
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Description: Do you wanna take a ride? The Area 51 Travel Agency can help.

Tags: aliens, area 51, extraterrestrial, flying saucer, retro sci fi
Analysis Paralysis T-Shirt
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Description: Overthinking leads to inaction. Make a decision already...

Tags: accountant, analysis, analyst, data, data analyst
Music Decorates Time T-Shirt
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Description: If you're lucky, life's fondest memories are decorated with music.

Tags: classical music, composer, country music, music, music gift
Extinct By Instinct T-Shirt
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Description: It's a situation in which a person or a group makes a fatal decision based on a hasty judgment or a gut reaction. But what a way to go, right?

Tags: blood, dinosaur, evil eye, evil eyes, extinct animals
Fuzzy Buzzy T-Shirt
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Description: Our "pollinating partners" are bumble bees. We need them to live, plus they look cool & as a bonus, they're fuzzy!

Tags: bee, bee keeper, bee keeper gift, bee lover, beekeeper
Anchovy Slippery When Wet T-Shirt
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Description: Some say they give pizza a bad name...

Tags: 80s, 80s music, anchovy, bon jovi, fish
Peep Trick T-Shirt
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Description: It's a fact...baby chicks rock!!

Tags: baby chick, backyard chickens, cheap trick, chicken, chicken farmer
Don't Stop Retrievin' Golden Retriever T-Shirt

Description: Your Golden might take the midnight train goin' anywhere but they Don't Stop Retrievin'. Woof!

Tags: 70s style, cute dog, dog, dog lover, dogs
Don't Stop Retrievin' Labrador Retriever T-Shirt

Description: Labs are friendly, outgoing, high-spirited and deserve a really cool design. Woof!

Tags: 70s style, dog, dog lover, dogs, funny dogs
Ratzilla T-Shirt
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Description: Rats are already super-strong. Throw in some radiation and we're all in BIG trouble...

Tags: city, explosion, giant, godzilla, horror
It's Not Rocket Science T-Shirt
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Description: Not everything is rocket science. Thankfully...

Tags: astronaut, funny saying, funnytee, humor, inspirational
Hush Money T-Shirt

Description: Money paid so that someone will keep information secret - That's Hush Money.

Tags: billionaire, business, conspiracy theory, cover up, hush
Baked Potato T-Shirt
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Description: Everything tastes better when it's baked. Also, everything tastes better when you're baked...

Tags: 420, baked potato, funnytee, high, humor
I Am Lying To Myself T-Shirt
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Description: Honesty is the best policy. Except when it comes to yourself...

Tags: cute, fairy tale, fantasy, funny, geppetto
Don't Worry I Got Your Bach T-Shirt

Description: Classical music lovers have to stick together. Don't worry, I got your Bach...

Tags: baroque, baroque works, classical music, composer, concerto
The Five Senses T-Shirt
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Description: You have special abilities. Use them everyday and enjoy the moment!

Tags: blue, colorful design, distressed style, feeling, geometric
Bach In Black T-Shirt

Description: Johann Sebastian Bach deserves to be immortalized as a classic rock god, complete with lightning bolt & devil horns. Bach rocks!

Tags: bach, classic rock, classical, composer, devil horns
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