Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium

A donkey with a diploma is a smart ass.

Some of us have a sarcasm function that is permanently locked in the "on" position. Oh and we're all really upset about it...

I always feel like somebody's watchin' me...

It's important to let people know what they mean to you, right?

Hey, it's a wonderful feeling to know you're safe from Zombies...

You didn't see a spaceship. You saw swamp gas. Okay? Now, go back to sleep...

I believe the Earth is round. It is spherical. We do not live on a pancake. Although, I do love maple syrup...

Make your inner badass an outer bad ass...

Hey gardeners! If you regularly wet your plants, the whole world will know...

The 1947 UFO crash in Roswell, New Mexico was more of a tourism incident, right?

You didn't see a spaceship. You saw a weather balloon. Okay? Now, go back to sleep...

Death is coming for all of us. So instead, I like to think about cute baby chickens!!

Finding a restroom is often the "final frontier" when you're out and about. Good luck with your voyages and may you always "boldly go".

If you're on the "F Bomb Squad", is your job to diffuse them or drop them? The choice is yours...

If you've ever lost your keys, you know what a drag it can be. This handy design should help, no matter where you are.

Dead batteries are free of charge. Literally & figuratively. Of course, there are positives and negatives...

If you have ever sported a mullet in your lifetime, you qualify for the 'Mullet Militia'. It's a party...in the back.

It's important to give yourself a reality check every now and then.

UFO sightings aren't just for Nevada. Those little green guys appreciate the Big Apple too. I ain't too surprised...

Feeling anxious? 'Ever notice how chill a cow is? We could all learn a lot from a cow.

Bright ideas and low wattage don't go together. 'Just sayin'...

Things need to be buried. There's no need to get anxious about it. Just keep calm and get our your shovel.

If you've lost your marbles, join the club and get this design!

It's not easy being cheesy. But if you believe in Gouda, things will always be delicious.

Show your love for the Great White North with this cool design!

Ghosts can be scary but they can also be pretty calm. They float, they move thru walls. It's pretty cool when you think about it...

All hail, all dogs! They rule.

It's your right so exercise it. Use it. Vote!

You can fix anything with duct tape. Tell the world with this design!

The Martini Department is "Ready To Serve & Serve Again". If you'd like to join, all you need is this design. Cheers!

Potatoes come in all sizes but we like the big ones. No apologies.

When life gets the better of you, keep calm and have a nice glass of sherry. Cheers!

You're a highly trained free spirit and you should let the world know. You're out there!

Keeping calm is so very important. Staying cheesy is even more important.

Competition is everything, especially in the world of martinis. Welcome to the Martini Team!

All are welcome at the Universal Church Of Cheese. We think Gouda is "grate"...