K. Thor Jensen

NO TIME LIMIT. NO STOPPING THE MATCH BECAUSE OF BLOOD. NO DISQUALIFICATION. FALLS DON'T COUNT. MUST BE A WINNER. MATCH CONTINUES UNTIL ONE MAN IS UNABLE TO ANSWER THE BELL.

Show your loyalty to Hillbilly Jim's pork-loving nuncle

If you know, you know.

Based on the jacket Morton Downey Jr. wore in his confrontation with Rowdy Roddy Piper at WrestleMania V

When you need a disclaimer on screen during your promos, you know you're getting heat.

Pay tribute to Dave Meltzer's 1990s column from short-lived sports newspaper The National

I was horrified to find that not only was the original Survival Tobita shirt unavailable anywhere on the Internet, but the only record of it was a low-res JPG. Using AI upscaling, font matching and elbow grease, you can now proclaim your fandom of the Japanese Rock 'N Roller in the 2K22

This one's for my beefy rollers

Do not try to hug me. Only suplex.

Do you like Good Lucha Boys doing Good Lucha Things? Then this is the shirt for you.

Ooh yeah, brother, what are you going to do when this eight inch python runs wild on you? You know, Mean Gene...