K. Thor Jensen

If you want to bust nuts like [PROTAGONIST OF A GENERIC FIRST PERSON SHOOTER], do it in this shirt

Police Will Never Help You

Apparently kids don't cum anymore, they coom, so a zoomer asked me to make this.

You stand on the city of disaster. the Beast City, where the Biological Intelligence in Artificial System, what we call "BIAS" locates. Nobody knows about what has been going on "BIAS", You could hear nothing but deep breathing of "BIAS". The only way to survive is...

What if we kissed... On The Strange Bridge From The PC Port Of Donkey Kong 3?

Drive fast, smoke faster

(English) "Do Dutch Wives Dream of Electric Eels?" (Koei, 1984)

For True Gamers Only! Only Real Gamers Will Get This Shirt! Who Games? You Game!

In 1994 arcade game Karnov's Revenge, players battle thirteen foes including the punk rocker Matlok. This is a banner that hangs in the background of his stage. He's very cool.

If you have to make spreadsheets for work, at least wear this shirt while you do it.