K. Thor Jensen

NIH Consensus Development Conference 1985

If you want to bust nuts like [PROTAGONIST OF A GENERIC FIRST PERSON SHOOTER], do it in this shirt

NO TIME LIMIT. NO STOPPING THE MATCH BECAUSE OF BLOOD. NO DISQUALIFICATION. FALLS DON'T COUNT. MUST BE A WINNER. MATCH CONTINUES UNTIL ONE MAN IS UNABLE TO ANSWER THE BELL.

It's the dog, with the long nose, from the video.

Sure, they make ketchup chips, but sometimes you just need to tell the world you're an old bitch.

It doesn't seem fair.

Doesn't matter which one it is.

Yoy have to know that any animal that is so into wiping their own ass has something wrong with them.

Police Will Never Help You

If you ain't certified, you shouldn't pretend you are

If you wake up in the morning and you're worried you might have diarrhea, just wear this shirt.

Get your parents to give money to the rat.

It's a perfect excuse

Warm up with a special someone - a special someone made of HUMAN BONES!!!!

Show your cringe zoomer how much you care about them

Why shouldn't we step on snakes? Snakes suck.

NO BATHROOM IS SAFE

I'm obsessed with the idea of an imaginary biker gang named the Simple Kings of Death. If you're a biker, buy this shirt and make it real.

Show your love for the grocery store with this shirt made from grocery store labels.

Are you a Female Body Respecter? Tell the world. What could possibly go wrong?

As sported by Billy "Boogie" Worrell in the "Ernest's Family Album" VHS. Cut the sleeves off after purchasing for best results.

A Classic Joke T-Shirt! Make The Family Laugh and Laugh Laugh!

Do you know a Wine Mom who also bangs her head to Morbid Angel? Get her this shirt.

Apparently kids don't cum anymore, they coom, so a zoomer asked me to make this.

Inspired by underground comic "Armageddon" by Barney Steel

It will take a significant amount of guts to wear this shirt in certain parts of this country.

You stand on the city of disaster. the Beast City, where the Biological Intelligence in Artificial System, what we call "BIAS" locates. Nobody knows about what has been going on "BIAS", You could hear nothing but deep breathing of "BIAS". The only way to survive is...

No, not Pizza Hut. This is a completely different restaurant.

Based on a T-shirt worn by Dave "The Cobra" Parker in 1976 to get the Pirates out of a losing streak.

I found this seriously awesome 1960s chart of UFO sightings in the National Archives and decided to make a shirt out of it.

The books of fantasy author and Floridian Piers Anthony captivated a generation with their combination of awful puns and unmitigated horniness.

What if we kissed... On The Strange Bridge From The PC Port Of Donkey Kong 3?

Your adventuring party opens the thick wooden door. They enter a damp stone room with exits to the EAST and SOUTH. Facing the party is a group of four SKELETON WARRIORS with BIG TITTIES. Roll for initiative.

Do you got a Short Dick and Long Balls? Let the world know about it.

Meeting every year in Piobicco, the Club dei Brutti celebrates ugliness in all its forms.

Tell the world what you're made of so nobody gets confused.