K. Thor Jensen

NO TIME LIMIT. NO STOPPING THE MATCH BECAUSE OF BLOOD. NO DISQUALIFICATION. FALLS DON'T COUNT. MUST BE A WINNER. MATCH CONTINUES UNTIL ONE MAN IS UNABLE TO ANSWER THE BELL.

It doesn't seem fair.

Yoy have to know that any animal that is so into wiping their own ass has something wrong with them.

Police Will Never Help You

If you ain't certified, you shouldn't pretend you are

If you wake up in the morning and you're worried you might have diarrhea, just wear this shirt.

Why shouldn't we step on snakes? Snakes suck.

I'm obsessed with the idea of an imaginary biker gang named the Simple Kings of Death. If you're a biker, buy this shirt and make it real.

Show your love for the grocery store with this shirt made from grocery store labels.

Are you a Female Body Respecter? Tell the world. What could possibly go wrong?

As sported by Billy "Boogie" Worrell in the "Ernest's Family Album" VHS. Cut the sleeves off after purchasing for best results.

A Classic Joke T-Shirt! Make The Family Laugh and Laugh Laugh!

Do you know a Wine Mom who also bangs her head to Morbid Angel? Get her this shirt.

Inspired by underground comic "Armageddon" by Barney Steel

It will take a significant amount of guts to wear this shirt in certain parts of this country.

You stand on the city of disaster. the Beast City, where the Biological Intelligence in Artificial System, what we call "BIAS" locates. Nobody knows about what has been going on "BIAS", You could hear nothing but deep breathing of "BIAS". The only way to survive is...

No, not Pizza Hut. This is a completely different restaurant.

Based on a T-shirt worn by Dave "The Cobra" Parker in 1976 to get the Pirates out of a losing streak.

I found this seriously awesome 1960s chart of UFO sightings in the National Archives and decided to make a shirt out of it.

What if we kissed... On The Strange Bridge From The PC Port Of Donkey Kong 3?

Meeting every year in Piobicco, the Club dei Brutti celebrates ugliness in all its forms.

Pay tribute to your essential bodily functions with this graphic T-shirt

Show the cool kids that you're even cooler than they are by shidden on your doodoo ass

Based on the jacket Morton Downey Jr. wore in his confrontation with Rowdy Roddy Piper at WrestleMania V

Commemorating the worst thing that can ever happen in a poster's life

Nothing will detain the Poster from his God-given duty: to Post

You never know if somebody else is thinking they want to drive off a cliff. Design by my wife.

You never know if somebody else is thinking they want to drive off a cliff. Design by my wife.

You never know if somebody else is thinking they want to drive off a cliff. Design by my wife.

When you need a disclaimer on screen during your promos, you know you're getting heat.

Pay tribute to Dave Meltzer's 1990s column from short-lived sports newspaper The National

I was horrified to find that not only was the original Survival Tobita shirt unavailable anywhere on the Internet, but the only record of it was a low-res JPG. Using AI upscaling, font matching and elbow grease, you can now proclaim your fandom of the Japanese Rock 'N Roller in the 2K22

This advertisement tantalized many young readers of comic books in the late 1980s. Don't send ten dollars to that address, Star Games is gone. Buy the shirt instead.

This one's for my beefy rollers

One of the most horrific comic book covers ever drawn, Black Cat Mystery #50 (credited to Lee Elias) is a prime slice of Atomic Age gore.

I saw a background character in a manga wearing a shirt like this so I made it in case you want one.