Well, if you were "lucky" enough to attend the ill-fated TRUMP UNIVERSITY between 2005 and 2010, you'll be sad (undoubtedly) that no alumi merch is available anywhere – except here! We're the OFFICIALLY AUTHORIZED* supplier. See, those bastards in NY closed the merch operation when the court ruled the entire thing a fraud. And bad news: Your credits may not transfer! Ouch. Yeah, it seems ol' Donny-boy Trump started a scam (what?), called it a university (illegal) and scammed thousands before it was shut down. But never fear, you can get all your cool gear here! Fully authorized by Donald Trump**, we're the EXCLUSIVE VENDOR for grads and undergrads alike. Get your Trump on (literally), now! *Not really **Of Treestump, MI
If Donald J. Trump had been stupid enough to run his grift against our forefathers, he'd have been a wanted man in no time. And after his second impeachment, with a vast panoply of state and federal criminal and civil cases pending against him—and the fact he can't live at Mar-A-Lago—may have him on the run as it is, much like the outlaws of the Old West. Get a jump on the manhunt with this grungy and vintage looking but none-the-less up to date and to the moment Wanted Poster for Donald J. Trump, the most corrupt and crooked hombre (#ManBaby, really) to ever occupy the People's House. And occupy it he did—they may never get the stink out.
Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America... and possibly, our last. Most rational, informed people and Trump watchers know him to be an utterly ruthless, amoral career conman who has parlayed a family fortune into phony-baloney mega billionaire status. Marginal celebrity status as a “successful tycoon” (which he’s not) turned a publicity stunt into the White House. But he’s not done yet. The deranged demagogue seeks to be nothing less than tin-pot dictator. Having told over 10,000+ lies (Dec 2018), it’s fair to say the Commander in Chief is really Liar in Chief. Trump has no shame, but you can show just how “proud” you are of the “Stable Genius” with his special seal. Amuse your friends, while you still can.
It's Donald Trump as Uncle Sam. Except that in this case, given his proclivities, it should be UNCLE SCAM. This is the man who had to pay $25 million in restitution over Trump University, has violated election finance laws, committed charitable fraud, endless and enormous emoluments violations and alleged bank fraud and tax evasion – to name just a few of the sleazy activities the conman-turned-President is accused of. But, of course, it's worse than his crimes – it's his secret deals with Russia, and connections which seem to go back decades, to when he miraculously escaped from being over $2 BILLION DOLLARS in debt. Then there's his quisling enablers in the GOP, intent on selling you one BIG LIE after another – while selling out the USA!
Up and running between 2005 and 2010, TRUMP UNIVERSITY was the real estate school that was going to make you rich – AFTER you ponied up the $35,000 for course materials. Hey, by Ivy League standards, this is cheap. And boy was it. Sad, out of date materials, unqualified instructors and bad info meant that if you did get hired as an agent, it wouldn't be long till you got fired. It turned out (warning: spoiler) that the whole thing... gasp... was just another Trumpian scam, for which the state court fined Donald $25 million (restitution). Once again, the future POTUS escaped serious consequences; no jail time, no fine (many experts felt he should have been hit for $250 mil)! My MADE A DEAL WITH tee was designed with Trump in mind (check it)
OK. It's not really a movie. It's more like a 24/7 toxic dumpster fire consuming everything in it's path. But it could be, as the ersatz Commander in Chief burns down common sense, morality, decency and the rule of law. Inspired by the book of the same name by Micheal Wolff, this faux-poster for the mockumentary we wish we could have made is sure to grab eyeballs and make a statement. The answer to MAGA, it's probably not for wear in Texas, Florida or other red states.
For the "Trump Idiot" you know and love, about the "Idiot Trump" you don't know* and hate. It's PERSON MAN WOMAN CAMERA TV IDIOT. Another in the Transparent Trump design series, in this case, using his own words and revealing who and what the so-called "StableGenius" really is.
Inspired by recent revelations that Donald isn't completely senile – he CAN remember five words for five whole minutes and identify an elephant on a (very) basic dementia screening test. Yay. So it appears it will be a while before the new nic Dementia Donnie will fully stick, though you can readily of see it from here.
*Though after four years of this madness, you may FEEL like you know Donald all too well!
Part of our Breaking Bad line of tees from days of yore (YOre?), this one was an indictment of poor Jesse's transformation into a snitch, a send up of his famous phraseology ("xxxxx, bitch!") and general recognition that when the feds are on your ass, you may have no other choice. Anyway, it's a striking, eye-catching, laugh-inspiring design a lot of people liked and got a good chuckle out of. We hope you're safe, Jesse, wherever you are. "Stay frosty, bitch!"
There's nothing more badass than being an "OG." Except that in this case, we're talkin' about "Original Gamer" rather than "Original Gangster," and that might not carry quite as much weight in the hood. Still, for those who have been in the gaming scene from long before it was cool, hip and de rigueur, this is a funny, tongue-in-cheek design sure to elicit laughs. Makes a great gift for that dad or grandad (yikes!) who has been rolling them bones and slaying them dragons for longer than anyone cares to count.
Supervisors and employers get a lot of grief and drama, but rarely any praise. Show the good ones how you feel, bring smiles all around, build workplace trust and rapport, and earn some brownie points before your next performance review in the process!
WORLD'S BEST BOSS EVER Tshirt - A totally unique, very cool novelty present or gag gift. Our awesome, unique graphic art tee is a perfect way to schmooze supervisors at getaways and staff meetings, or show management appreciation for a job well done.
Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America... and possibly, our last. Most rational, informed people and Trump watchers know him to be an utterly ruthless, amoral career conman who has parlayed a family fortune into phony-baloney mega billionaire status. Marginal celebrity status as a “successful tycoon” (which he’s not) turned a publicity stunt into the White House. Having been found guilty of defrauding thousands with Trump University ($25 million fine), having been caught ripping off charities (his own, veterans, sick children, etc.), being suspected of tax, insurance, bank and wire fraud, it’s clear we should not “Hail to the Chief,” but to the Commander in Thief!
Perfect for special events or just about any time you need to tell a boss (doesn't have to be your own) what a great person he or she is. Great for schmoozing your way to the top of the corporate ladder. You don't need to work your job three times as hard as the next guy to get ahead – remember, flattery will take you far, especially if your superior is a raging ego-manic narcissist, like most of 'em are. ;-)
Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America... and possibly, our last. Most rational, informed people and Trump watchers know him to be a pathological lair, toxic narcissist and worst of all, very dangerous clown. He tells us he “has the best words” and is a “stable genius,” but it’s clear to any objective viewer that the man is a fool. A six times bankrupt business disaster who fancies himself a mogul, a man whom his Secretary of State called “a moron” and Chief of Staff derided as “a f**kig idiot,” it’s increasingly clear that Trump is not smart. It’s doubtful he’s even a “real” billionaire! Trump is every bit the “loser” he says his opponents are. We are not “winning.” It’s time to Dump Trump, the Chump!
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GROPE, homage to the "funny trump saying" of "grab 'em by the you know what," is also a reboot of our badass HOPE update, once again revised the Trump 2020 campaign (what a year)! Why? Because some things just never go out of style! And if you're Donald Trump or Jeffrey Epstein, that includes sexual assault and rape. Did you know the two men were pals and have been credibly accused of such crimes while TOGETHER? Yeah, they have. One may be dead now, and one's presidency may soon be dead (we can HOPE), but let's not let POTUS ever forget that we know who and what he is. Besides, it's a powerful design that is sure to aggravate Trumpers and MAGAts, and that's never a bad thing. VOTE BLUE WHATEVER YOU DO!!!
Donald Trump claims he graduated top of his class, with a Master's Degree, from the prestigious Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania, a lie he began telling when it wasn't easy to check. Like so many others, it's caught up with him. In fact, he got an undergrad degree from UPenn, and by all accounts was not a good student. It even looks as if he paid his way in and may have bought a degree on the way out. It must have inspired his own namesake school – Trump University. It was a scam. Even the name was a crime, as NY requires accreditation for a real university. Still, he conned many. But the state was not amused. Trump U was shut down and Donald fined $25 million. Today, Trump can't get a degree from his own would-be Wharton!
GROPE, reboot of our badass redo of HOPE, now updated for the Trump 2020 campaign So go ahead and follow Donald... Grab Em By the Pussy and never look back! "Celebrate" four years of the fabulous and endless Trump horror show — in anticipation of four more!
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Well, if you attended the now defunct TRUMP UNIVERSITY between 2005 and 2010, you probably know two things; your diploma didn't help get you a job, and Trump sucks.But if by some fluke you got the job, by way of what you "learned" at TRUMP U, you're more likely than not to have long since been FIRED! Sorry about that. See what happens when a conman runs a school? Ah well, cheer up. No matter what they say, you're a WINNER! And here's your chance to show the world. Even if your paper is worthless, the experience was "priceless". An OFFICIALLY AUTHORIZED* shirt, mug, hoodie, etc. will bring back those great memories, like the time you got to "meet" Donald (and pose with his standee) and the sales pitch promising riches beyond compare.
AWOMEN, the funny, controversial t shirt for the atheist, agnostic, humanist, free thinker or womens movement supporter you know!
So now we can forget "Amen." It's so B.C.! Shelve it. Dump it. Relegate it to the dust bin of history, where so much of which are forefathers and the establishment considered "sacred" can now be rightfully placed. Women are rising now, and it's about time (and well past time). Can we get an "AWOMEN!"?
(Soon to be heard around kitchen tables all over Amerika - and perhaps the world).
For millennia, we've all been saying "Amen." Well, enough is enough. In the dawning new Age of Women, we here at AAATEE feel it's about time we changed things up to reflect the new gestalt. "Awomen." Use it!
Official* Merch of defunct Trump University, the private "school" for would-be real-estate moguls, fully authorized by Donald Trump**. Founded in 2005, and grounded by New York state five years later, the Class of '05 is the only one which got a chance to fully absorb the ineffable wisdom of the Great Man (by way of his life-size standee). They'll never forget the Trump U motto: "Greed Never Sleeps" – and now, neither can you. Makes a great gag gift for Trump haters and fans of higher education everywhere.
*Not really **Of Treestump, MI
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This design is part of our infamous Breaking Bad series of tee shirts and merch. Simply a very strong typographic/illustrative treatment, it used to fly off the shelves because it made an impact from across the room. Now retro, nostalgia and cool as the greatest show ever on television continues to age well. Long live Walter White! Long live Heisenberg!
Our anti NRA, gun protest, parody t shirt, ridicules the idea that we can "save the children" and control violence by putting more deadly weapons in schools! No, it's time for sensible gun laws. But what has been proposed of late is nothing short of further and greater lunacy.
Believe it or not, Mann designed this tee long before the horrific events of Florida and the predictable lunatic reaction from the gun nuts at the NRA and in Congress. After witnessing yet another gun massacre, and to add further insult to great injury, we saw our nut-bag president proclaim that he would have charged into the school to save the children, even without a gun -- despite the fact that armed school police were afraid to do so. As if.
Engineers, like gamers, are odd ducks. Somewhere in the distant mists of pre-history (like, probably 1965) the father of one our game group regulars coined (or ripped off) this term, which has since gone on to be part and parcel of the military-industrial complex (and gamer) lexicon: FANAVERAGE.
It's the perfect term for results so underwhelming, one doesn't know whether to laugh or cry or throw up. And as such situations are all too common in our gaming sessions (particularly when a certain sadistically brutal GM is at work), it's become a go-to work-horse term of dismay and disappointment. So go ahead, steal it for your group. And better still, buy some merch, so we don't think of YOU as FANAVERAGE!
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Official* Merch of defunct Trump University, the private "school" for would-be real-estate moguls, fully authorized by Donald Trump**. Founded in 2005, and grounded by New York state five years later, the Class of '05 is the only one which got a chance to fully absorb the ineffable wisdom of the Great Man (by way of his life-size standee). They'll never forget their time on campus (what campus?) or the lessons learned (i.e. "How to Fail at Business"), as exemplified by the arch comment below the logo. Makes a great gag gift for Trump haters and fans of higher education everywhere. *Not really **Of Treestump, MI
We've all been there, usually while in the middle of a loot and scoot or while trying to save the kingdom from the evil necromancer and his dragon Spot... Something goes horribly, spectacularly, fantastically wrong. The Plan backfires. The reinforcements turn out to be cowards. The plane crashes, the ship sinks, the castle is lost or worst of all, somebody trips over the extension cord and kills the entire session. It's as they say in the trade – CRAPTASTIC!
It's a term so common in our gaming circles, it's crept into daily life, as in: "Didya see the President's pressor? It was, as usual, craptastic." In fact, we've so come to love this all-purpose word, it's practically replaced the F-bomb. And that, my friends, is saying something.
If you count yourself among the Devil's own - or you just want the world to know you're a badass - then you'll definitely want to own this design, drawn by Mann in (gasp) pen and ink, with a bit of brimstone thrown in! And if you really DID make a deal with the Devil, then it's all the more appropriate. As to whether you want to tell the world about it – as Mann regularly does - is entirely up to you. But think of the fun you'll have! Frighten the children, terrorize the fundies, make a big statement and get some laughs. Just don't wear one of these shirts while knocking over the 7-Eleven – it won't exactly enhance your mugshot or reduce your sentence.
Back in the day, Mann had to come up with a design that encapsulated who he was and what his art was about. We debate whether he did that here – there's no blood anywhere – but clients, classical art lovers and strangers alike find this graphic startling, fun, heretical, humorous, upsetting, endearing and everything else. We present it here 'cause frankly, some people just really want it – for whatever weirdo reasons of their own. The truth is, there are no other shirts like it, so if you want to catch eyes and start conversations, this piece will do that for you.
Mann says: "In the modern, high-tech world, Cupid's lil bow just won't cut it anymore. Too many people, too little time, not enough love in the world as it is. He needs tech!"
What will you wear to the Zombie Apocalypse? This fashion-forward design establishes you as an alpha boss to be reckoned with in the topsy-turvy dog eats dog – well, really zombie eats man – world of dark, bloody, undead survival that is our collective future. One of the designs that put AAATEE on the map (however briefly), we still love this badass bit of anti-walking dead wear, and we know anyone who is into the End Times will appreciate it too. I mean, if you're going to die, why not do it in slayin' style?
From the atheist/agnostic/doubter/secularist archive... The infamous shirt that asks the ultimate question with a visual pun. Is faith really just about money? From the appallingly avaricious behavior of certain fundie preachers, it's a conclusion one can readily reach. And does it even square with a religion predicated on the notion that charity and aid to the downtrodden are the highest of virtues? Didn't Jesus (supposedly) throw the money lenders out of the Temple? Isn't the love of money the root of all evil? Then why is it so many "holy rollers" today preach and subscribe to the so-called "prosperity doctrine," wherein with enough faith (and tithings) they'll supposedlyalso become rich, just like their private jet plane owning pastors?
Your sister IS incredible, and you know it. So SHOW IT! Give her the shirt or gear that shows what you think. Any female will feel really special after getting cool swag like this, and any of our "BEST SIS" items make a great gift for birthdays, holidays, special occasions, family events or just because. Make that special girl's day with something she'll be proud to own – and show off – for years to come!