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Illustrator/Designer Bob "Marlowinc" Keough is a sad, aging husk of an individual. He thinks he can earn a credible living as an artist.
Killer Shrew Extract T-Shirt
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Description: Toxic goofiness for many a MSTie! That spit-take is lethal! Killer Shrew! They don't know the difference between me or you. A corny mash-up of cheesy sci-fi & alcohol poisoning. It's mysterious science done theatrically bad!

Tags: horror, monsters, movie, mystery science theatre 3000, rifftrax

Killer Shrew Extract T-Shirt

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Cherokee Jack Airlines T-Shirt
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Description: Flyin' fightin' men to a certain Red Zone! "I'm Cherokee Jack!" Coleman Francis' favorite air service. "Will flie you anywhere?" Mostly Cuba. In 1961. "Rates prettie reasoneble."

Tags: airplane, bad movie, cuba, mystery science theatre 3000, red zone

Cherokee Jack Airlines T-Shirt

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Jan in the Pan T-Shirt
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Description: Dr. Bill Cortner's evil science experiments are out of control! His Adreno-Serum has motivated the bodiless Jan to team-up with The Thing Inside The Closet to form a holy union of wacky revenge!

Tags: 1950s, brain, cereal box, horror, mystery science theatre 3000

Jan in the Pan T-Shirt

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Visit Scenic Posita T-Shirt
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Description: King Bavarro boldly & aggressively welcomes you to his home planet of Posita! Along with its sister gypsy moon, Negato, this galactic wanderer is an astronomical phenomena. Let's hope it doesn't crash into something.

Tags: 1950s, future, sci fi, science, space

Visit Scenic Posita T-Shirt

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Yipe Stripes! T-Shirt
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Description: "Now ya got the beat! That's the latest craze! You're so cool & neat! That's what cats are wearin' nowadays." The pop tune hit from "Teen-age Strangler" as seen on MST3K

Tags: 1960s, fashion, humor, music, stripes

Yipe Stripes! T-Shirt

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Greetings from Yucca Flats T-Shirt
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Description: The wild west was never more beautiful and homicidal! Mom, Dad and the kids got lost, shot at, & chased by a horribly mutated Russian scientist and all you got was this lousy shirt! Flag on the moon!

Tags: atom bomb, beast of yucca flats, cold war, desert landscape, monster

Greetings from Yucca Flats T-Shirt

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Teen-Age Strangler T-Shirt
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Description: Is it a teen-ager who strangles? Or a person who strangles teen-agers? Who knows? Who cares? It's a cheesy early '60s low-budget horror film glorifying drag racing, bike stealing and forgotten fashion trends. Yipe Stripes!

Tags: 1960s, low budget horror, mikey, mystery science theatre 3000, strangler

Teen-Age Strangler T-Shirt

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Torgo's Pizza T-Shirt
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Description: What's a satyr caretaker to do when he's at the crossroads of his career? Go into business for himself! Don't know if the Master would approve, though.

Tags: manos the hands of fate, pizza, take out food, the master, torgo

Torgo's Pizza T-Shirt

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Slobs-a-Sluggin' T-Shirt
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Description: Battle of the Beer Bellies! A sloppy, loose-cannon LA cop takes on a hockey-haired hellion from the north!

Tags: alcohol, beer, canada, mitchell, united states

Slobs-a-Sluggin' T-Shirt

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Riff McNickname T-Shirt
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Description: How many nicknames can an action hero have? A stylized rendition of a beefy space hero and his multiple riff-induced aliases.

Tags: action hero, macho, nicknames, sci fi, screaming

Riff McNickname T-Shirt

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Mr B Natural T-Shirt
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Description: A salute to music appreciation & gender identification. You can have the spirit of music inside and outside! Inspired by the old educational short seen on a certain mysteriously scientific theatrical program.

Tags: educational, gender, music, musical scale, spirit of music

Mr B Natural T-Shirt

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TORTCHA! T-Shirt
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Description: It's that guy from the low-budget, cheesy, 1950s sci-fi flic "Teenagers From Outer Space." Definitely not a humanitarian.

Tags: 1950s, cult film, satire, sci fi, space

TORTCHA! T-Shirt

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Klandinkto! T-Shirt
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Description: Watch out! Moons are going to crash! Don't worry! Here comes Bavarro, the aggressively nice King of Posito! And his scintillating catchphrase.

Tags: 1950s, catchphrase, moon, planets, rocket

Klandinkto! T-Shirt

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Ro-Man T-Shirt
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Description: He wants to be like the hu-man! Classic 1950s sci-fi goofiness! Shambling out of the low-grade vintage cult film "Robot Monster" comes the titular star, Ro-Man!

Tags: 1950s, cult film, gorilla, monster, post apocalyptic

Ro-Man T-Shirt

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Ro-Man (with quote) T-Shirt
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Description: Retro 1950s sci-fi goofiness! Shambling out of the low-grade vintage cult film "Robot Monster" comes the titular star, Ro-Man! Complete with his classic query quote.

Tags: 1950s, cult film, goofy, gorilla, monster

Ro-Man (with quote) T-Shirt

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Time For Go To Bed! T-Shirt
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Description: Tor Johnson gets your room ready for a good night's sleep. Best to keep your eyes closed.

Tags: 1950s, bedtime, creepy, cult film, lobo

Time For Go To Bed! T-Shirt

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My God! What IS it? T-Shirt
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Description: Just when you thought it was safe from archaic cult film references, along comes a generic Scream Queen from the forgotten sci-fi flop "The Creeping Terror!" What is it, indeed.

Tags: cult film, expression, retro, sci fi, scream queen

My God! What IS it? T-Shirt

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Here's the Pitch! T-Shirt
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Description: A humorous idea inspired from MST3K episode #521 "Santa Claus". A Mexican holiday film favorite depicting Ol' St Nick against Ol' Mr. Pitch. A holy war with goofy overtones!

Tags: christmas, devil, happy holidays, mystery science theatre 3000, santa claus

Here's the Pitch! T-Shirt

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Martian Humbug T-Shirt
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Description: Voldar is none too pleased with bringing Christmas to Mars. Inspired by "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians", here's a shirt that gets your cranky alienation message across during the happy holidays.

Tags: alien, christmas, holidays, humbug, mars

Martian Humbug T-Shirt

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