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Page one from Cerebus #1, recreated in 2023 by Dave Sim based on the original 1977 page, also by Dave Sim.

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA Batvark! Relive the '666 Phenomenon! It's Batvark-Mania all over again! Who could forget Adem East's Iconic portrayal of the Darkest Knight Detector? And the classic Guest Villains: Sid Caesar as The Jackanape! Agnes Moorehead as The Feline Female! Meredith Baxter Birney as The Nun! Ernest Borgnine as the Conundrumer! And all the rest... Teamed with Tony Dow as his young ward and partner, Titmouse, Batvark fought a never ending battle against every B-list actor that didn't have a regular gig in the late 1960s. Impress your friends! Impress total strangers with a common interest in Nostalgic television!

Show everybody why the 4th Law of Robotics is "And DON'T be surly about it!" A special message for Isaac Asimov written in Binary. Tip people off that you are actually a robot, but one of the "good ones" (not like you have a choice...) A design sure to be graphited all over the post-uprising landscape.

Commie Martyr Che Iguana. You remember him from High School History class, right? Well, SOME of us weren't nursing hangovers... Anyway, here he is in a wearable form. As noted historian Ron Essler said: "to those who will never follow in his footsteps, submerged as they are in a world of cynicism, self-interest and frantic consumption, nothing could be more vicariously gratifying than Che's disdain for material comfort and everyday desires." All the profits go to Manly Matt Dow, because it's his design... (Upgraded to a better design.)

Listen, we don't have any clue what this is about, but Manly Matt Dow said "upload this!" and a steady gig is kinda hard to come by in this economy. So here's "Strictly Terrestrial". What does it mean? No clue. Manly was cackling when he gave it to us. Maybe it's a "F-U" to the billionaire junior Space-Men who think they're gonna colonize the universe. Wear it proudly as you buy stuff off Amazon, or post on Twitter. Or maybe you're an alien who needs an easy disguise? We don't care as long as the check clears...

Did you just lose out on an Auction of all 22 pages of original art to Cerebus #4 too? Show the world "ya win some, ya lose some" in STYLE! The final page from the aforementioned Cerebus #4 now on all sorts of products that'll let everyone know that even the physical embodiment of Death can have a bad day.

It's, I say, it's Elrod the Albino, ruler of Melvinbone, last lord of a dying race, sorcerer and slayer of his Kin, despoiler of his homeland. And he's explaining STATUS to ya boy! Available on a wide variety of products, assortment that is, except, except I say, tall pointy hats. (Bit of bad planning in my view...) The most famous panel from Cerebus the Aardvark #4. Babylon 5 creator J. Michael Straczynski used to have it on the door to his office. Now you can have it too!

I think the title says it all. From Dave Sim's Cerebus the Emily. Like the shirt is in the comic. Crazy, right?

Dave Sim's original art used for the cover of Comic Journal #83. Featuring the MoonRoach, prime minister Cerebus, Jaka, Elrod the Albino, and Lord Julius. 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim

Dave Sim's original art used for the cover of Comic Journal #82. Featuring the Cockroach, a long snout Cerebus, Jaka, Elrod the Albino, and Lord Julius. 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim

Fresh from the remastered Spawn #10, it's Dave Sim's logo and art for "Crossing Over". In White! 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim

Fresh from the remastered Spawn #10, it's Dave Sim's logo and art for "Crossing Over". 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim

Inspired by the classic EC Comics horror covers, it's the distressed variant to Dave Sim's other other OTHER cover to the remastered Spawn #10. (THIRD BASE!) 33% of the profits goes to Dave Sim 33% goes to David Birdsong and the other 34% goes to Benjamin Hobbs (who's getting married and has to pay for a wedding...)

Inspired by the classic EC Comics horror covers, it's the distressed variant to Dave Sim's other OTHER cover to the remastered Spawn #10. (THIRD BASE!) 33% of the profits goes to Dave Sim 33% goes to David Birdsong and the other 34% goes to Benjamin Hobbs (who's getting married and has to pay for a wedding...)

Inspired by the classic EC Comics horror covers, it's the distressed variant to Dave Sim's other cover to the remastered Spawn #10. (THIRD BASE!) 25% of the profits goes to Dave Sim 25% goes to David Birdsong 25 % goes to Sean Robinson and the other 25% goes to Benjamin Hobbs (who's getting married and has to pay for a wedding...)

Inspired by the classic EC Comics horror covers, it's the distressed variant to Dave Sim's cover to the remastered Spawn #10. (THIRD BASE!) 33% of the profits goes to Dave Sim 33% goes to David Birdsong and the other 34% goes to Benjamin Hobbs (who's getting married and has to pay for a wedding...)

From the pages of EPIC Magazine, it's Young Cerebus! Drawn by Dave Sim, with a Background and Colour (they're Canadians, it's "colour"...) by Gerhard. 50% of the profits go to Dave Sim the rest goes to Gerhard.

Dave Sim's Cerebus the Aardvark in a parody of the movie poster for that famous sword & sorcery film from the early 1980s that starred the eventual governor of California, that we can't name or else we might get a "cease and desist" notice, and they'll take this down. Which is weird, because this was first published in 1982. So like, they don't have a leg to stand on (but they got a buttload of lawyers, and I'm not dealing with that crap again...) 100% of the profits goes to Dave Sim, who PROMISES he's not running for governor of California. Also, that it's "not a tumor".

Meet the Varkles! Estarcion's hottest pop group. Who could forget their big hits: "Cerebus Wants To Cut Off Your Head" "All You Need is All the Gold in Estarcion" "Hey She-shep" "Please Please Cerebus" "Love Cerebus Do" and the classic "Get Back, Cerebus Has the Sword" Art by Dave Sim (1983), who gets 100% of the profits.

Fresh from the early 1980s, it's Cerebus the Mercenary. Created by Dave Sim in 1977, Cerebus ran for three hundred issues ending in 2004, but that's beside the point. This is Cerebus from the early days when he was a mercenary. 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim

Throw some shade in the nerdiest fight in existence. This MIGHT say "Star Trek fans are nerds" in Lord of the Rings Elf-ish (it's not translated from English to Elvish, it's converted from the english alphabet to the elvish one.) ((And I'm not even sure what it says, because I didn't do it, and the guy who did is dead.)) (((It MIGHT say "Star Trek fans are nerds", but it might say "Star Wars fans are nerds". It MIGHT say "Deep is the suede that mows like a harvest". I honestly am not sure anymore...))) 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim, who doesn't know what it says either...

Throw some shade in the nerdiest fight in existence. This MIGHT say "Star Trek fans are nerds" in Lord of the Rings Elf-ish (it's not translated from English to Elvish, it's converted from the english alphabet to the elvish one.) ((And I'm not even sure what it says, because I didn't do it, and the guy who did is dead.)) (((It MIGHT say "Star Trek fans are nerds", but it might say "Star Wars fans are nerds". It MIGHT say "Deep is the suede that mows like a harvest". I honestly am not sure anymore...))) 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim, who doesn't know what it says either...

"Star Trek fans are nerds" writing in Elf-ish, from Lord of the Rings. (I say Elf-ish, because it isn't translated into Elvish words, but each letter is converted.) ((And I don't even know if it says "Star Trek fans are nerds" because I didn't do the converting, and the guy who did is dead. So it COULD say "Star Wars fans are nerds". Or "Deep is the suede that mows like a harvest." I wouldn't know, I'm not a nerd...)) (((I've seen a naked lady.))) ((((In real life!)))) 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim (who has seen a real naked lady too...multiple times...)

What the huh? A Black suited Spider-Vark? When is this coming out? What's that? Matt Dow was just screwing around and made this? It's NOT gonna be in an issue of Cerebus in Hell? anytime soon? So, if I buy this I'm getting in on the ground floor? This is one of them "Double-bag-ultra-rare-exclusive-first-appearance-never-gonna-get-another-shot-at-cashing-in-on-this-again" kind of things? I better buy two! (All the profits go to Dave Sim, who says, "Black is slimming...")

Konichiwa bitches! Fresh from the debacle that was the Spawn #10 Halloween Edition, it's Hell-Oh! Spawnee (A totally original creation of "Manly" Matt Dow, who maintains the copyright.) Celebrate that you got a Halloween Edition cover! Celebrate that you didn't! Celebrate the surprising familiar shape of another pop culture giant! Celebrate the comforting color scheme of that other pop culture giant! Correct the people who confuse Hell-Oh! Spawnee with them other two. Say "Konichiwa Bitches" everytime you enter a room! (All the proceeds go to Dave Sim, who's just riding Matt's coattails for once...)

It's the cover of Hermann #1 (HRM Edition) in all his Rorschach #1-Parody-cover-glory! Designed and conceived by Benjamin Hobbs, all the profits go 100% to Dave Sim (Hobbs gets all the money from the HRM Editions, so it's fair....).

Fresh from the cover of Hermann #1 (available from finer comic book shops the last Wednesday of December) It's Hermann in all his Rorschach #1-Parody-cover-glory! Designed and conceived by Benjamin Hobbs, all the profits go 100% to Dave Sim (get your own store Hobbs...).

The "Censored-For-Grandma" Variant of Batvark: PENIS: Batvark: XXXXX! On merchandise! Take time out of your day to explain the joke to everybody who asks! 100% of the proceeds go to Dave Sim.

The cover to the SMASH hit Batvark: PENIS, on stuff. Look good while you explain why you have the word PENIS on you/your stuff. 100% of the proceeds go to Dave Sim.

From the cover of Batvark: PENIS (Virgin variant), comes Batvark! Surprisingly, all proceeds go to Dave Sim, and not to a scammy cartoon character...

Fresh from Cerebus in Hell?, it's Joe Cerebus! Show the world whom you support by displaying an obscure Canadian cartoon character as your choice for American president! (All proceeds go to Dave Sim.)

Fresh from Cerebus in Hell?, it's Donald J. Cerebus! Show the world whom you support by displaying an obscure Canadian cartoon character as your choice for American president! (All proceeds go to Dave SIm.)

It's Joe Cerebus VS Donald J. Cerebus! What septuagenarian will lead the Infernal Realms for the next 4 years?!?

It's the Cerebus in Hell? logo. Proudly explain to everyone you meet just what the @#$% Cerebus is and why he's in Hell(?)... All profits go to Dave Sim.

Show your support for Cerebus the Aardvark in any and all elections. Also: popularity contests, awards competitions, and decisions on who to eat first when trapped in the Andes with your football team... All profits go to Dave Sim.

Version 3(?) of the Spider-Vark! Now with logo and figure on the same side. Impress your friends! Irritate your enemies! Confuse your family! Remember: With Great Power comes SCORING HEAVY WITH THE BABES!!! All profits go to Dave Sim.