Scorpius upon the Azure Dragon having just taken out Orion, being received by Artemis, Gaia and I'll be honest I can't remember who the third one was. Some other goddess that Scorpius is down with. Anyway, if you're a Scorpio you might like this shirt. Maybe also if you're a Pisces. This has nothing to do with Pisces, but maybe you like the art or whatever I dunno. The point is, Death is rad and on this card. Which is on a shirt. (Or other printed product)
Themis protecting the scales while Nemesis is on a swan hunt. Listen, I don't think being born late September to late October makes you a cop- that's why I didn't draw them as cops. Maybe a DA? I dunno. Some kinda authority or another- a boss. LIKE YOU! Be a boss. Buy the shirt. (Or other product)
Hoo, he's just a little bitty thing, he's just a little guy
But women go crazy for the big blue eye
How does he dream, how does he think
When he can't even speak and he can't even blink?
This is Shelly. Buying this shirt relieves the poor aching fingers of a game designer that makes her talk and stuff. She eats people. Let her metaphorically eat your body by wrapping her image around it.
Willy and Wade just can't agree about these FUCKING aliens. Which alien are you? Tag yourself on this shirt! Like, with a pen, or a paintball gun or something.
