Backstoried

Description: Your defeat still stings a bit, but at least rent is paid up. Maybe it's time to admit that you’re no match for enemies who are as ruthless as they are smug.

Description: Legend has it, fourteenth century priests managed to seal away a hellbeast within a tome of songs. Now that the monster lives inside you, wearing this shirt is likely the best way to tell your town’s holy men you need their help.

Description: Let everyone on the street know there's no shame in being a smart shopper. If your BFF says any different, you know a place where you have your pick of BFFs at rock-bottom prices. And that place is the alley behind the library.

Description: Set the record straight about how people know you. And then try to set the record straight that your parents want nothing more than for you to live your passion.

Description: Get the word out that your wealth trickles down to the person who needs it most: one little girl who won't settle for anything less than a Montessori curriculum.

Description: What happens when you cash out a retirement plan that doubles as a security blanket? The worst pain you've ever felt. Maybe you'll get a hug or two by wearing this touching tribute to a touching tribute.

Description: Sometimes life's not fair, but you play by the rules. Show other diners that soon enough you're going to be the one calling the shots from the other side of the restaurant.

Description: Your coworkers should know it’s not their PowerPoints that make your eyes glaze over. It's a feeling of worthlessness that will never leave you.

Description: Share the reason it’s not your fault that wide open spaces freak the hell out of you. Someone may even understand why you’re setting snares near the PO Boxes.

Description: You don't have a bad attitude, you have a bad office. People will definitely relate with your crummy day after they read this shirt – even if you did shove them out of your way.

Description: He’s only tried to upsell you on a handful of occasions, and it was usually for your own good. Go ahead and show your biological dad how much you appreciate your Xfinity dad and his classic rock hold music.

Description: You're mistake cost a woman her life. Everyone in the park should know why you deserve the absolute worst from an absolutely adorable puppy.