Ninjaink

"Satisfaction with your care is the right of all sentient beings!"

I have a particular set of skills....

When the hall doors creak and the cameras break, Fred comes out with a thirst to slake! Robot friends with glassy eyes, Start to sing and terrorize! Automatons come out to brutalize! Now don’t close your cams and don’t try to hide, Or a balloon boy may stand by your side, Shrouded in a cute disguise: They begin to terrorize! Automatons come out to brutalize!

Don't mess with this one unless you want to end up a Jill-sandwich.

Fantasy Girl

El Cartel Heisenberg

It’s the craziest show in the wilderness! For an added fee, enjoy a five night sleepover with the lovable cast of our live animatronic show! Summer positions are now available for security (night watch) — inquire within!

As the bayou gets some ooze for free, Mutants rampage for a feasting spree! Reporters call on their allies to rescue them from gator-guys! The Green Machine comes out to pulverize!

If you're gonna survive an undertaking, it helps to have a good partner -- preferably a fashionably dressed geek gal who will NOT fail the city!

When they're under the spell of a pizza's smell, Sensei Splinter shouts and gives them hell! The ninja master really tries, but those four bring him to sighs. The Green Machine comes out to pulverize!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood...

Donald Thump, billionaire hutch mogul, is running for president. He promises to build a much taller cage and to be the best jobs bunny that El-ahrairah ever created.

Nothing means business like dropping a good Bombshell onto the planet Zebes!

The King will rise

A new hope A new drug

Camping is fun, but can you survive 5 nights with these furry folk singers?

If you want to get your mission completed, be sure to go with the firepower that only a cannon strike can offer!