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That's just how the game goes. All in yelling at both stages. Get a THIS IS BULLSHIT garment, or give it as the perfect gift

Wear your roller derby shirt with pride. Oh, and it's got a flag on it too. Add some pridewear to your collection with a declaration item or give it as the perfect gift.

Wear your roller derby shirt with pride. Oh, and it's got a flag on it too. Add some pridewear to your collection with a declaration item or give it as the perfect gift.

Wear your roller derby shirt with pride. Oh, and it's got a flag on it too. Add some pridewear to your collection with a declaration item or give it as the perfect gift.

Some people, when the light hits them just right, have a magical quality where their ass turns into a weapon of mass destruction. Add some s-ASS to your wardrobe with a FANT-ASS-TIC BLOCKER garment or give it as the perfect gift.

For all those wine lovers out there. Why not combine your two passions? Add a funny roller derby item to your wardrobe with a I SKATE BETWEEN GLASSES garment or give it as the perfect gift.

Ever notice that a game will turn and people will lose their sense of humor? Me too. Add a fun shirt to your wardrobe with a IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES .... UNTIL THE JAMMER PASSES garment or give it as the perfect gift.

Seize the fish! Add some Latin learnin' to your wardrobe with a CARPE THAT DERBY DIEM garment or give it as the perfect gift.

Roller Derby life puts an interesting perspective on things, and invites re-definition at every opportunity. But I wouldn't want to annoy her by saying so. Add some fun to your wardrobe with an ANNOYING DOES NOT MAKE IT A PENALTY garment or give it as the perfect gift.

If you are looking for better competition, then advertise. It's what made this country great. Add some fun to your wardrobe with a WANTED: STRONGER FASTER OPPONENTS garment or give it as the perfect gift.

One of the many secrets of Roller Derby is to do a reasonable job on blocking. By reasonable I mean become a T-Rex. Add a funny roller derby item to your wardrobe with a BLOCH HARDER garment or give it as the perfect gift.

Roller Derby girls are one tough breed. It is a statement of fact they live hard and fast. On the rink of course. Add some fun to your wardrobe with a DERBY GIRLS LIKE IT HARDER AND FASTER garment or give it as the perfect gift.

There is nothing quite like a spot of intimidation. Maybe more than a spot. Add a congenial shirt to your wardrobe with a FEARLEADER garment or give it as the perfect intimidation gift.

Laid bare in its essence right here. One you can feel, and one you can't without a lawsuit again. Add some fun to your wardrobe with a JUST GIVE ME HARD WOOD AND HOT CHICKS garment or give it as the perfect gift.

Add some kinetic energy to your wardrobe with a TURN STOP. HAMMER TIME garment or give it as the perfect gift. Nah-nanah-nah.

Life advice. Go hard and don't back off. Unless it a big truck. Then back off. But until then.... Add some Zen to your wardrobe with an ALWAYS MAKE IT WORTH THE PENALTY garment or give it as the perfect gift.

Roller Derby at its core is defined in this shirt. Get lower. Move faster. Go harder. It is a mantra all should follow.Add some grit to your wardrobe with a LOWER FASTER HARDER garment or give it as the perfect gift.

I think the less said about this design the better. Except it does confirm Roller Derby people are passionate. AF. Add an expletive or two to your wardrobe with a DERBY AF garment or give it as the perfect gift.

You're nervous, you're perspiring with that little bead that forms on your top lip threatening to break away and run into your mouth. You feel the anticipation. It explodes. There is nothing like feeling that good whip to make you feel alive. Add some pulse-racing fun to your wardrobe with a WHIP ME GOOD garment or give it as the perfect gift.

So this is one for the programmers among you. It is pronounced "Not Sorry". It is the inverse of sorry. Obscure, but the sentiment still carries. Add some code to your wardrobe with a !SORRY garment or give it as the perfect gift to a code monkey. Ask them why they are called 'code monkeys' while you are at it.

Roller Derby folks a group of their own. If they wish to do it, I for one would not interfere. Add some fun to your wardrobe with a LET'S PLAY PASS THE PANTY garment or give it as the perfect gift.

Just a bunch of words, right? It's just a bunch of words that fill up your heart. Add some pulse-racing fun to your wardrobe with a DERBY WORDCLOUD garment or give it as the perfect gift.

Especially Pretty. Strong and fast, but especially pretty. Add some especially pretty fun to your wardrobe with a STRONG FAST PRETTY garment or give it as the perfect gift.

It's no good pretending. State the obvious and enjoy the freedom that truth brings. Add some honesty to your wardrobe with a SORRY FREE ZONE garment or give it as the perfect gift.

What person under the age of 50 wouldn't want this to support their dear old Mom? Add some pridewear to your wardrobe with a PROUD MY MOM DOES DERBY garment or give it as the perfect gift.

What person under the age of 50 wouldn't want this to support their dear old Mum? Add some pridewear to your wardrobe with a PROUD MY MOM DOES DERBY garment or give it as the perfect gift.

What person under the age of 50 wouldn't want this to support their dear old Step-Mom? Add some pridewear to your wardrobe with a PROUD MY STEP-MOM DOES DERBY garment or give it as the perfect gift.

What person under the age of 50 wouldn't want this to support their dear old Step-Mum? Add some pridewear to your wardrobe with a PROUD MY STEP-MUM DOES DERBY garment or give it as the perfect gift.

What person under the age of 50 wouldn't want this to support their dear sister? Add some pridewear to your wardrobe with a PROUD MY SISTER DOES DERBY garment or give it as the perfect gift.

What person under the age of 50 wouldn't want this to support their dear step-sister? Add some pridewear to your wardrobe with a PROUD MY STEP-SISTER DOES DERBY garment or give it as the perfect gift.

Wear your roller derby shirt with pride. Oh, and it's got a flag on it too. Add some pridewear to your wardrobe with a patriotic garment or give it as the perfect gift.

Wear your roller derby shirt with pride. Oh, and it's got a flag on it too. Add some pridewear to your wardrobe with a patriotic garment or give it as the perfect gift.

Wear your roller derby shirt with pride. Oh, and it's got a flag on it too. Add some pridewear to your wardrobe with a patriotic garment or give it as the perfect gift.

Wear your roller derby shirt with pride. Oh, and it's got a flag on it too. Add some pridewear to your wardrobe with a patriotic garment or give it as the perfect gift.

Wear your roller derby shirt with pride. Oh, and it's got a flag on it too. Add some pridewear to your wardrobe with a patriotic garment or give it as the perfect gift.

Wear your roller derby shirt with pride. Oh, and it's got a flag on it too. Add some pridewear to your wardrobe with a patriotic garment or give it as the perfect gift.