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We should all be so proud. Give a lift to your wardrobe with a WIFE OF AN ELEVATOR MECHANIC garment, or give it as the perfect gift. For anyone reading this far, these were originally set up as a parody of those multi-font monstrosities about having an a spouse that is the world's bestest butthole inspector or Allen screw counter, but since then have taken on a life of their own. I guess I lost this round.

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We should all be so proud. Give a lift to your wardrobe with a WIFE OF AN ORGAN GRINDER garment, or give it as the perfect gift. For anyone reading this far, these were originally set up as a parody of those multi-font monstrosities about having an a spouse that is the world's bestest butthole inspector or Allen screw counter, but since then have taken on a life of their own. I guess I lost this round.

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