Parkdale Haunt

Description: Support your favourite fake record shop with a real shirt. Is the shirt real? I assume so, or else this is a weird scam. Anyway, show support for Judith's dream. We've got everything you'd ever want! Or at least, I think we do...? I don't know, I feel weird.

Description: Or, well, a logo. It's a logo! Wear a generic shirt and explain to your friends and family what the show is! Confused Tinder dates! Impress bartenders! Use it to cover your face while fleeing the paparazzi! The uses are endless.

Description: She's the best, my evil wife!