Hoodies
Description: We try energy drinks. It usually goes poorly. Welcome to PD Energies! We are Peter and Doug, and we love energy drinks - maybe a little too much! After years of honing our craft, commentating on the various concoctions bought and sold in the name of energy, we've decided to try every energy drink on the market so you don't have to. So sit tight, click on a video, and enjoy us suffering our way through our latest tasting for you, the people.
Description: We try energy drinks. It usually goes poorly. Welcome to PD Energies! We are Peter and Doug, and we love energy drinks - maybe a little too much! After years of honing our craft, commentating on the various concoctions bought and sold in the name of energy, we've decided to try every energy drink on the market so you don't have to. So sit tight, click on a video, and enjoy us suffering our way through our latest tasting for you, the people.
Description: Overstimulated? Maybe someone didn’t play video games as a kid. A funny retro gaming design for gamers who grew up on classic video games, pixel art, arcade machines, and old-school consoles. Perfect for retro gamers, 90s kids, gaming enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates gamer humor and nostalgic gaming culture.
Description: A chilling mash-up of classic baseball nostalgia and undead horror. This vintage-style zombie slugger design reimagines America’s pastime with a dark, eerie twist — perfect for horror fans, baseball lovers, Halloween collectors, and anyone who appreciates gritty, old-school artwork. Rendered in a realistic, distressed style, this undead ballplayer captures the raw energy of early baseball legends… brought back from the grave. Ideal for tees, hoodies, stickers, and posters with a bold, haunting presence. Wear it to the ballpark, a horror convention, or all season long.
Description: Celebrate Thanksgiving with an extra boost of energy! This “Turkey Day – It Gives You Wings” parody shirt hilariously blends holiday vibes with the style of a famous energy drink logo. Perfect for Friendsgiving parties, Thanksgiving dinners, or anyone who runs on caffeine and gravy. Bold, funny, and festive — this design is sure to get laughs and compliments at the table (or the couch nap after).
Description: This tongue-in-cheek parody design celebrates the timeless legend of Christmas herself. Featuring a playful cryogenic twist, this shirt jokes about how Mariah Carey never seems to age and only emerges once a year when the holidays arrive — just in time to remind us that all she wants for Christmas is you. Perfect for holiday parties, ugly sweater season, or anyone who knows that Christmas doesn’t officially start until Mariah does. A fun, festive parody made for fans who love her music, her mystique, and her annual Christmas takeover. 🎄 This design is a parody and not affiliated with or endorsed by Mariah Carey. 🎶 Ideal for Christmas lovers, pop culture fans, and holiday humor collectors.
Description: Show your dedication to the grind with this bold “No Sleep Till November” design! Perfect for campaign workers, volunteers, and candidates who are giving it their all before Election Day! Featuring a graffiti-style American flag motif, this shirt captures the energy, passion, and unstoppable drive of those fighting for change. Whether you’re knocking on doors, running social media, or leading the charge, this tee says it all: you won’t rest until victory in November. Perfect for political staffers, organizers, and anyone putting in long hours to make a difference.
Description: Built for the Republican campaign grind. This “No Sleep Till November” shirt features bold graffiti-style lettering layered over a spray-painted red elephant — a symbol of nonstop hustle until Election Day. Perfect for GOP campaign workers, volunteers, candidates, and supporters putting in long hours knocking doors, making calls, and fighting to win in November. Whether you’re on the trail or at HQ, this design says what every campaign veteran knows: sleep comes after victory.
Description: For organizers who don’t clock out before Election Day. This “No Sleep Till November” design features gritty graffiti typography layered over a spray-painted blue donkey — capturing the energy, urgency, and determination of Democratic campaigns. Ideal for volunteers, staffers, candidates, and activists who are all-in on turnout, organizing, and winning in November. A must-have shirt for the long days and late nights that define campaign life.
Description: No days off. No sleep till November. This bold graffiti-style design features iconic campaign energy with a spray-painted Trump silhouette layered beneath powerful street-art typography. Made for MAGA supporters, campaign staff, volunteers, and voters who are locked in until Election Day. Whether you’re rallying, organizing, or repping your movement, this shirt captures the relentless push to win in November.
Super D Hoodie
$39
