Perpetual Mercantile

Description: Retro-style shirt inspired by Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire"

Description: Show the world that you like good things with this Pro Science, Pro Immigrant, Pro Choice, Pro Wrestling design.

Description: Black and white design featuring a bearded dragon giving the thumbs up and the caption "i'm worried."

Description: The first official merch for Perpetual Stu. Celebrating the new song "You Gotta Stay Alive" with artwork by Rachel Andelman. Be the first to own OFFICIAL Perpetual Stu merch! perpetualstu.bandcamp.com li.sten.to/perpetualstulinks

Description: Celebrating "The Heart of Michigan," it's my 2nd design based on the Capital of that fine fine state that looks a bit like a mitten. Inspired by the "vs. everybody" shirts, but with a bit of a twist.

Description: This retro-inspired design celebrates the iconic lighthouses of Lansing, MI.

Description: Everyone's favorite blood-blooded chelicerate — now available as a 90s-style bootleg T-shirt. Their blood is magic! Look it up.

Description: The crown princes of KPOP are all here, in this new 90s hardcore punk-inspired design. Wear your favorite Bangtan Boys BTS idol, Jungkook, RM, Jimin, Jin, V, JHope, and Suga!

Description: Crazy Frog is back and better than ever — in T-shirt form. Just like the ones they were selling outside of the Centrum in 2003.

Description: The famous mouse has, as of January 1, 2024, entered public domain. That means you can buy this low-effort t-shirt! Great news for anyone who loves mice, animation, or irony.

Description: Party Time! Excellent! This design is a tribute to the greatest movie of all time, "Wayne's World" and its director Penelope Spheeris. Recreating the title sequence font, this retro-styled design makes a perfect gift for the cinephile in your life!

Description: Tom Wambsgans from HBO's Succession like you've never seen him before: now in Bootleg 90s T-Shirt format. Tomheads unite.

Description: A re-creation of a shirt from the 80s/early 90s from my hometown of Freetown, Massachusetts. Not sure where they sold it, but basically everyone had one. Honestly not really sure why they chose "God's Country" for our little town's T-shirt but it's got good retro vibes.

Description: Yee-haw little pard'ner! You feelin' a little run down? We all are nowadays. Why don't you take a big sip of sarsaparilla and remember all the good cowpokes out there who love you? I dunno about you, but I feel better already.

Description: A tribute to my first car, the 1991 Ford Mustang. Featuring a horse! And a red Ford Mustang. If I type "Ford Mustang" one more time it will stop meaning anything. Mord Fustang.

Description: Is this the real life, is this just fantasy? It's a T-shirt based on the "Mirth Mobile" from Wayne's World. This powder blue 1976 AMC Pacer has been lovingly rendered in an illustration along with 90s bootleg t-shirt style designs.

Description: The star of Netflix's "I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson" as you've never seen him before, on a bootleg-style T-shirt!

Description: A re-creation of a shirt from the 80s/early 90s from my hometown of Freetown, Massachusetts. Not sure where they sold it, but basically everyone had one. Honestly not really sure why they chose "God's Country" for our little town's T-shirt but it's got good retro vibes.