Ancient druid priest wearing a lion head-dress. From an old sculpture.

Pug-Ugly You Say?? THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!

Pug-Ugly You Say?? THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!

Pug-Ugly You Say?? THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!

Apparently 'Dough-headedness' was an actual thing back in the late 1800s.

The Reptilian Conspiracy Theory alleges that shape-shifting reptilian aliens secretly control the planet. Of course, this is complete and utter hog-wash. Everybody knows that the only thing the Reptilians have control over is my Strata Council. I know this for a fact.

The Reptilian Conspiracy Theory alleges that shape-shifting reptilian aliens secretly control the planet. Of course, this is complete and utter hog-wash. Everybody knows that the only thing the Reptilians have control over is my Strata Council. I know this for a fact.

The Reptilian Conspiracy Theory alleges that shape-shifting reptilian aliens secretly control the planet. Of course, this is complete and utter hog-wash. Everybody knows that the only thing the Reptilians have control over is my Strata Council. I know this for a fact.

What? We're outta coffee??? Nooooo!

What? We're outta coffee??? Nooooo!

What? We're outta coffee??? Nooooo!

Vector trace of an old print advertisement.

Pen and Ink of an ancient sculpture fragment.

Version 2 - Digital restoration & re-mix of an antique saloon poster.

Updated version of an earlier upload

The Return of Todd the Acerbic Coffee Guy

Mash-up of an old theatrical poster (c. 1900) and a classic Python comedy sketch.

Circular version of an earlier upload.

Digital re-mix of a humorous late 1800s photograph.

Brenda offers an unsolicited assessment of Charlene's latest love interest.

Brenda offers an unsolicited assessment of Charlene's latest love interest.

What? We're outta coffee??? Nooooo!

version 1 - blue

version 2 - red

version 3 - green

Updated version of an earlier upload. Red/brown BG

Updated version of an earlier upload. Blue/green BG

Updated version of an earlier upload. Purple BG

Groucho version 8 - purple variant

Updated version of an earlier upload - grayscale BG

Groucho version 7 - red variant

Good! You're finally seeing things as they really are.

Groucho version 5 - green variant

Mayberry's Finest! Yet another version of an earlier upload.

Being a Beatnik Russkie's Risky Nowadays -- updated version of an earlier upload.

Yet another Groucho variant